Yall be the same ones smearing your shyt stained ass workout pants all over the benches.
shytty bastids
shytty bastids
taking a shyt at tha gym
- Thread starter Xtraz2
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We were talking about shytting at the gym the other day and the feeling was to try to avoid it or at least don't make a habit of it .... why? because a common theme, was religiously taking a shyt right before leg training and then eventually developing some kind of ass related issue,either anal fissures or rhoids. One poor guy actually got a blood clot in a rhoid after he had took a shyt and started his leg training doing squats with very heavy weight and ended up on his belly for a week in serious pain, had to go sick from work . Another guy, this was a policeman which I suspect will give some people a guilty pleasure... his ass actually exploded when he was attempting a max squat, he had just taken a shyt right before and his a$$hole obviously could not take it. The floor by the squat rack looked like the floor of a meatlocker.
I understand liking feeling 'empty' and there is nothing worse than feeling like you need a shyt while training, but my advice get into a habit of shytting first thing in the morning and not hanging around on the toilet. If you are a serious trainer, you will be putting strain on your ass muscles like every where else, plus all the supplements can have effects on shytting as well. Be kind to your a$$hole.
I understand liking feeling 'empty' and there is nothing worse than feeling like you need a shyt while training, but my advice get into a habit of shytting first thing in the morning and not hanging around on the toilet. If you are a serious trainer, you will be putting strain on your ass muscles like every where else, plus all the supplements can have effects on shytting as well. Be kind to your a$$hole.
King Koopa
All Star
I take a shyt before I hit the gym, never had to do it during my workout. Staying less than 5 mins from the gym is really convenient in cases like these.
I don't "plan" on going number 2 at the gym. If it happens, it happens. But if I drop a mega-ton bomb, I feel like Michael Jordan afterwards... I feel like I can fly.... dunking over people left and right *...
* I cannot dunk the ball.
* I cannot dunk the ball.
Xtraz2
Superstar
Just took one 
You believe everything you hear
A fukkING GYM TOILET is about the dirtiest thing there is....i've never done that in my life...i see fukkin BARE FEET in them stalls
Yall are some fukkin animals
I avoid going into the locker room/toilets so I always go before I workout.
I'll shyt at home
i always release before i workout..anything to make me feel lighter before i do my running to warm up
threattonature
Veteran
I try to if I can. Nothing worse than that feeling of having food on your stomach and being close to one. Drags me down so I love to get all that off my stomach before starting.
aboveclouds
All Star
I try to hit the office bathroom before I leave for the gym, don't like fukking with them locker room stalls
lightbearerchef
Von!!!
LMFAO yall hella funny cuz
I workout @ home
I workout @ home
lightbearerchef
Von!!!
You believe everything you hear
A fukkING GYM TOILET is about the dirtiest thing there is....i've never done that in my life...i see fukkin BARE FEET in them stalls
Yall are some fukkin animals
Mountain Mikes had tha dirtiest toilet i eva seen on my mama cuz I swear to god somebody hada have thrown up off sum bad food