Taking a shyt and the water splash in ya a$$hole appreciation

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By Dr. Mercola

The size, shape and color of your bowel movements can tell you a lot about your health. This is why you should take a minute to observe what's in the toilet bowl before flushing it away.

The "perfect" stool should be shaped like a torpedo. It should be smooth, soft and easy to pass, as opposed to small and hard (pellet-like) or overly loose.

The appearance and frequency of your stool gives you clues about how your gastrointestinal tract is functioning and can even signal serious disease processes that could be occurring, like infections, digestive problems and even cancer.

Quiet and gentle dive into the water; it should fall into the bowl with the slightest little "whoosh" sound — not a loud, wet cannonball splash that leaves your toosh in need of a shower

Know the Signs of Healthy and Unhealthy Stool

:francis: whatever ur eating right now aint working so far:mjlol:




This can't be real :laff::laff:
 

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Throw in some TP before you use a toilet OP.

Imagine being out and you are forced to use a public restroom and you are "splashed". You would have to either get to a hotel/motel and shower or go back home and shower and call it a night or something.

I hope you are trolling OP. If you like to keep your ass moist then just get a bidet installed instead of what you are doing now.
 

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I don't think this shyt should be an appreciation thread. Opening looking kind of funny in the light.
 
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