No homo you need the occasional glass of prune juice plus more water & fiber in your daily diet
Taking a big dump is better than sex
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It's always painful as fukk for me don't know what you nikkas talking about. Always feel like somethings cutting into my a$$hole when it comes out.
Mr. Somebody
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If you eat a small bag of grapes or raisins you'll have a good flow.
Only thing better than sex is sleep
yall need to step up ur fiber game 
That ain't right, dude. You better get that shyt (no pun) checked out.
Niqqa You Gay
You fakkit coli nikkas disgust me
Many times it feels great. But the build up many times isnt worth it
I.E. #1
I was on the toirlet for a good half hour just lettin loose. You know how poo usually comes out in one good squeeze that usually lasts about 10 seconds? You might do several of these during the course of your sit down, but none longer than 10 seconds apiece.
I had one squeeze that lasted a good 2 minutes, no lie.I was squeezing so long i lost my breath and the turd was still hanging. So i just wrapped some toirlet paper around my hand and broke it off. I played Pac-Man on my cell for 5 minutes so i could give my muscles a rest, then i went back to the defecation at hand, where i dropped about 3 bombs that literally took me off my feet. Bathroom smellin straight like hot whale sex
To make a long story longer, when I was finished releasing my delf,the pile of poo in the toirlet was touching my bum. And it had a super thick, cement mix-like consistancy, so I had to pour hot water on it to get it down the toilet when i flushed
I.E. #2
USED TO BE A painter. So I went by an employer's house real early in the morning to work on the kitchen. They was upstairs in they room sleep while i was working. Previous night I had all you can eat seafood, crab legs, scallops, mussles, clams....ate like 4 biscuits too
And I had a late nite banana split and choclate pinneapple cake too.
So I'm working and then I feel my stomach bursting with acidic energy. I knew something big was about to happen, and it was gonna happen IMMEDIATELY. The only bathroom in the house with a twalet was in they bedroom, so I would have surely pissed them of by busting in they boodwar and bombing the twalet atomically.
So I ran down to the basement frantically, cause my stomach was erupting wit pain, my anus and recum were gaping and throbbing, and I had even started sweating. I seen no where to realease my load, so I ran back up the steps. I was so delirious I just ran around in circles for like 20 seconds, and then I new my bowells was about to vacate my insides. So I just ran in the kitchen, dropped my trousers, and hopped up on the sink. and nature just took over. Pounds upon pounds of hot liquified feces poured out my bum like lava. I tried to keep it quiet, but the water doo-doo was hittin the sink like "SSHPLOKALAKALAKALAKALAKALLAKALAKA". It was like a female orgasm, cause I kicked my legs in the air and just started trembling all over.The whole time I'm praying one of them don't come down until I get a chance to flush this crap out somehow. But after like 6 minutes, I heard somebody making their way down the bloody steps! I had no time to wipe or nothing. So I hop down off the sink, grabs a bucket of paint and pour it all over the sink and the the poo, and splash the rest over the lower half of my body.
The lady of the house came down and was like "WTF!!! What happend???" And I told her I fell off the ladder and spilled the paint. She was like "Well you got to clean this up before the paint drys", and then she started talkin about going to Walmart to get mini blinds or some junk. While she was talking I'm dripping with paint on the outside of my pants, and wet poo is still sliding down the inside of the pants and on to the floor. But the paint was crimson, so the poo blended in with the paint. (I guess there was some blood mixed with the poo, probably cause of the way it ripped so visciously from my anus)
And I was hoping the smell didn't get to her.
She goes back up stairs and says she's going back to sleep. Man I just left the house and never returned. Fired as you can guess
I.E. #1
I was on the toirlet for a good half hour just lettin loose. You know how poo usually comes out in one good squeeze that usually lasts about 10 seconds? You might do several of these during the course of your sit down, but none longer than 10 seconds apiece.
I had one squeeze that lasted a good 2 minutes, no lie.I was squeezing so long i lost my breath and the turd was still hanging. So i just wrapped some toirlet paper around my hand and broke it off. I played Pac-Man on my cell for 5 minutes so i could give my muscles a rest, then i went back to the defecation at hand, where i dropped about 3 bombs that literally took me off my feet. Bathroom smellin straight like hot whale sex
To make a long story longer, when I was finished releasing my delf,the pile of poo in the toirlet was touching my bum. And it had a super thick, cement mix-like consistancy, so I had to pour hot water on it to get it down the toilet when i flushed
I.E. #2
USED TO BE A painter. So I went by an employer's house real early in the morning to work on the kitchen. They was upstairs in they room sleep while i was working. Previous night I had all you can eat seafood, crab legs, scallops, mussles, clams....ate like 4 biscuits too
And I had a late nite banana split and choclate pinneapple cake too.
So I'm working and then I feel my stomach bursting with acidic energy. I knew something big was about to happen, and it was gonna happen IMMEDIATELY. The only bathroom in the house with a twalet was in they bedroom, so I would have surely pissed them of by busting in they boodwar and bombing the twalet atomically.
So I ran down to the basement frantically, cause my stomach was erupting wit pain, my anus and recum were gaping and throbbing, and I had even started sweating. I seen no where to realease my load, so I ran back up the steps. I was so delirious I just ran around in circles for like 20 seconds, and then I new my bowells was about to vacate my insides. So I just ran in the kitchen, dropped my trousers, and hopped up on the sink. and nature just took over. Pounds upon pounds of hot liquified feces poured out my bum like lava. I tried to keep it quiet, but the water doo-doo was hittin the sink like "SSHPLOKALAKALAKALAKALAKALLAKALAKA". It was like a female orgasm, cause I kicked my legs in the air and just started trembling all over.The whole time I'm praying one of them don't come down until I get a chance to flush this crap out somehow. But after like 6 minutes, I heard somebody making their way down the bloody steps! I had no time to wipe or nothing. So I hop down off the sink, grabs a bucket of paint and pour it all over the sink and the the poo, and splash the rest over the lower half of my body.
The lady of the house came down and was like "WTF!!! What happend???" And I told her I fell off the ladder and spilled the paint. She was like "Well you got to clean this up before the paint drys", and then she started talkin about going to Walmart to get mini blinds or some junk. While she was talking I'm dripping with paint on the outside of my pants, and wet poo is still sliding down the inside of the pants and on to the floor. But the paint was crimson, so the poo blended in with the paint. (I guess there was some blood mixed with the poo, probably cause of the way it ripped so visciously from my anus)
And I was hoping the smell didn't get to her.
She goes back up stairs and says she's going back to sleep. Man I just left the house and never returned. Fired as you can guess
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Ain't no one reading this long ass reply breh
When you're constipated, shake this up and than serve you a glass
Now as for your daily diet, you need to drink 6 glassess of water and need fiber.
Theirs two types of fiber, insoluble and soluble.
Insoluble fiber absorbs water, which helps make your stool bulky, so it can move easily through your colon.
- Foods with insoulble fiber include: vegetables like corn and carrots, wheat bran and whole grains, nuts and fruits like grapes.
- Foods with soluble fiber include: oats, barley, beans, peas, flaxseed, and fruits like pears, figs, apples, oranges, blueberries, raspberries and prunes.
Cut down on white breads, pastries, potato chips and fast foods like burgers and fries. These foods can make constipation worse because they are lower in fiber and higher in fat.
Also for $35 you can get a self installed bidet from home depot for your toilet, and the water for it is cheap. fukk an endless muddbutt wipin
@Data-Hawk
peep the other shyt that i wrote too breh, cause prune juice is meant to be used daily plus u may want to cop some baby wipes or just get that bidet i mentioned too lol
Arabial Knight
Rolo Tomassi
How is enjoying a shyt gay? 
Some of you dudes are way too fixated on homosexuality. It might give someone...pause
Some of you dudes are way too fixated on homosexuality. It might give someone...pause
Niqqa You Gay
You fakkit coli nikkas disgust me
I went over my cussin's house today and she has two of her friend's over here with her. One was a messican looking broad, she was aight...she was swole in the hip pocket region...she was aight...and the other girl looks liked Tisha Campbell, and she is hefty all up in her chest area..i was like
It made my head hurt so much after 15 minutes i had to go to my cousin's room to take a nap. So when I was sleep i dreamed I went back to the sofa and put my face into the warm spot where the Messican had been resting her festering uterus, and i inhaled the funky stench in extasy and let out moans like a lamb, while Tisha Campbell sat on my back and rubbed her feet against mine while she talked like an infant and started freestyling while she grinded her feet
