evan shyttin on fogels vest: "you look like aladdin"
fogel: "it was either that or muhammed"
seth: "why the fukk would it be between that or muhammed? why dont you just pick a common name like a normal person?"
fogel: "muhammed is the most commonly used name on earth. read a fukking book!"
listen up, ass-face. every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fukking strategy, all right?