Super fat man creates a bodybuilding account and leads to 2000 replies in 1 day

[Mindfield333]

Epic

3 Musketeers Candy Bar - King Size: Total Calories 400
Weaver Original Chicken Breast Patties: Calories 180.0(per patty) X 5
Great Value Hamburger Enriched Buns: Calories 110.0(1 bun) x 5
Snickers Chocolate Candy Bars - Fun Size: Calories 80.0 x 3
Butterfinger Snack Size Candy Bars: Calories 85.0 x 3

2345 caolries... and i didnt even add the 8 beers to it b/c they werent on Foodfacts.com - Find out what's REALLY in your food. - Home

 

[aqualung]

Someone suggested this, and I kinda see how it would work. heh heh

" OP have you considered going to prison?

Here's a safe way to do it:

Go slap a cop. 3 months in prison. This way you have no choice but to eat less food than you are eating. Once out just repeat offense until you lose all your weight.

Do it..."

--> aq out <--

 

[aqualung]

I can't stop reading the words of this land whale.
" My mom is and always has been the worst kind of enabler. She is submissive and I am her only child so she loves me to no end and just wants to make me happy. She is also very dim witted but a really good person. I abuse that love and admittingly yell at her and treat her bad when she won't buy the kinds of food I want. I catch myself doing it and want to change, there is just something wrong with me. Eating healthy is something i've tried, as recent as last month. But with her working 40 hours and super poor, she can't be on her feet when she gets home preparing healthy meals for me. All the convenience food that is easy for her to make seems to be really bad for me or far more expensive than the bad ****..."

That poor woman! I would put a RAW fruit or vegetable on a saucer outside his room daily. If he wants fast food, candybars, and 8 blue moon beers in 1 go, then he can fetch that shyt himself! Enabling stops at 600+ lbs. They are killing him!

LOL at suggesting pool workouts to a guy who can't stand up for more than 60 seconds at a time. -_-

--> aq out <--

 

[aqualung]

It hurts him to stand erect.
WHY did he let it get this far? :'(

" I can do the eating less part. I tried that last month and had some success, I did it for maybe 30 days but it felt so insignificant because I would just do anything in my head to justify getting up and working out. I can't stand having to stand up to even go to the bathroom.

The only way I can describe it is, think of when you are helping a friend move and you and your friend have to lift a really heavy piece of furniture and then move it. That pain you get in your back, that feeling you get of OH GOD I CANT WAIT TO PUT THIS DOWN, PLEASE LET ME PUT THIS DOWN

that is the feeling I get everytime I have to move anywhere. It is just so unpleasant that I always find an excuse not to do it..."

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[aqualung]

This is hilarious! >_< They are trying so hard to help and inspire that fat fugg.

" Literally eat nothing. ****ing ******* making this goddamn thread but you don't even want to do anything. Literally eat nothing for 3 days, just drink water and shut the **** up. Don't even make posts. Your thread ****ing blows harder than your life. Eat nothing and then on the third day have a little something for dinner, by then you should feel like complete **** and hungry. Eat a little something and then fast some more. Stop lying about eating 1 burger and 2 snickers bars you fat **** I know you have a chocolate ****ing waterfall right next to your bed."

--> aq out <--

 

[aqualung]

Take him out back and SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD!

"I can't cut my nails. My mom has offered to do it but I have double and triple layered tonails and I stub them on things regularly, so they are really painful and raw and bloody and horrible. I am scared to let her near them, but perhaps this weekend. I would be easier if I could just get clean first."

*crying about his toenails*

--> aq out <--

 

[Dead End]

fukk that website. Look at what they posted: black women vs asian women - Bodybuilding.com Forums

99% chance whoever made this has never spoken to either a black or Asian woman IRL for more than 30 seconds.

 

[aqualung]

If I felt THAT dirty, I would wash somehow somewhere. Bust a fire hydrant open and lie in the spray until the cops come. shyt. Do SOMEthin'! <_<

" something less than human. When I was still showering I felt like there was some human left in me, but sitting in my own sweat and piss and jizz and fart and smegma has honestly taken most of the fight out of me.

I just use fake facebooks and names and accounts online to pretend to be other people, online I don't have to be me. Its nice. I was doing it here till a mod infractioned me for my fake avi so I decided to get it off my chest and..."

--> aq out <--

 

[FaTaL]

If I felt THAT dirty, I would wash somehow somewhere. Bust a fire hydrant open and lie in the spray until the cops come. shyt. Do SOMEthin'! <_<

" something less than human. When I was still showering I felt like there was some human left in me, but sitting in my own sweat and piss and jizz and fart and smegma has honestly taken most of the fight out of me.

I just use fake facebooks and names and accounts online to pretend to be other people, online I don't have to be me. Its nice. I was doing it here till a mod infractioned me for my fake avi so I decided to get it off my chest and..."

--> aq out <--

he finds time to jizz?

 

[RicanFury]

you think the febreeze challenge would work with him?

 

[aqualung]

Oh good.
They told him abt juicing.

Somebody said this.
"Wetbreasts.. i IMPLORE you to watch the documentary "Fat, Sick, and Nearly Dead" on netflix or i bet it's on youtube in sections. Watch it right now instead of miscing, and get someone in your family to buy you a juicer. You should just be drinking fresh juice every day. Not the store bought crap, but fresh organic fruits and vegetables. It's not necessarily cheap but there's no price on your life. Srsly the first thing you should consider, which is essentially flooding your body with nutrients with every meal."

--> aq out

 

[aqualung]

Wetbreasts walks the length of his trailer and back. Calls it a "lap." Dude can do 44 laps in a day now! He is shedding weight. Probably flab and puss and water from those swolen legs... I did not know that sleeping pills induce swelling.

--> aq out <--

 

[yo moms]

Fat people disgust me.

 

[AkaDemiK]

I wish him the best. No way I'd let myself get to that level, even if I was depressed. How're you gonna let your legs turn into saltfish?

+ the username WetBreasts

 

[FaTaL]

showering in his backyard while scrubbing himself with his grill brush still makes me