Dillah810
Flat Girther
at "There's more where that came from. I got a real wet mouth."
SUNDAY FUNDAY WITH ROSA, AMY & GINA OR THE BROOKLYN NINE NINE SEASON 2 THREAD 09.28 @ 8:30 ON FOX
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at "There's more where that came from. I got a real wet mouth."
How could I forget Mona-Lisa Saperstein's cameo appearance?
I'm in love with this bish and Santiago ass was poking when Jake got back into the office.
Also, what's with this Gap commercial with the brother running up all them stairs for the White girl (maybe Lantina)? That thang must be hella juicy.
Also, what's with this Gap commercial with the brother running up all them stairs for the White girl (maybe Lantina)? That thang must be hella juicy.
TheNatureBoy
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^^^Jenny Slate stays popping up on shows.
Capt **** was killing me again with his deadpan deliver.
When he told Terry he hadn't smiled in weeks.
Terry: How often did you smile before
?
****: Constantly
Amy was still looking
. I see they are going to put her and Jake hooking up on the backburner for now, which is a good thing.
Capt **** was killing me again with his deadpan deliver.
When he told Terry he hadn't smiled in weeks.
Terry: How often did you smile before
? ****: Constantly
Amy was still looking
. I see they are going to put her and Jake hooking up on the backburner for now, which is a good thing.
AquaCityBoy
Veteran
Pretty decent first episode back. **** always kills me.
Wonder what the ratings were like
Wonder what the ratings were like
Finally watching the season premiere.
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/1...ine-had-a-really-good-time-at-a-haim-concert/
UPROXX 20: Stephanie Beatriz Of ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ Had A Really Good Time At A Haim Concert
Stephanie Beatriz is an actress probably best known for her portrayal of Detective Rosa Diaz on the Fox comedy, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which airs Sunday nights at 8:30pm EST. Additionally, you may have seen the Argentina native on Modern Family playing Sonia.
Stephanie was nice enough to take a few minutes out of her busy schedule recently to answer a few questions from us.
1. You walk into a bar. What do your order from the bartender?
I get fancy and ask if they have organic vodka, and get it over ice with soda water and lime.
2. Who’s your favorite person to follow on Twitter?
Chelsea Peretti, hands down. She is hilarious and her tweets often utilize all caps for comedic effect WHICH I ADORE.
3. What’s currently waiting for you on your DVR/TiVO?
I have neither, but on my Hulu Plus account I’m into season two of Desperate Housewives and I’m not ashamed in the least to say that I love it.
4. It’s your last meal — what are you going out with?
I’m allergic to flour and all forms of gluten, so if I’m gonna die anyway I’m going with a big deep dish pizza and a delicious tres leches cake. If I eat those, I’ll feel like dying shortly after anyway, so win-win!
5. What websites do you visit on a regular basis?
The Reformation, to stare at clothes I love, Mystic Mamma, to get in touch with my woo woo hippie astrological side, XO Jane for hilarious and thought provoking articles, and Brain Pickings because it’s like rummaging through a very, very interesting attic full of cool books.
6. What’s the most frequently played song on your iPod?
It’s an album called “Through a Dog’s Ear: Music for your Senior Dog.” It’s one song that lasts about an hour and yes I bought it for my dog but it’s very relaxing STOP JUDGING ME.
7. The first face that comes to mind when you think “punchable”?
Guys, punching isn’t really the answer. #nonviolence
8. What’s your favorite meme?
The one with the polar bear saying “Hey Craig!” This actually happened to Terry Crews the other day on set and I immediately pulled this up on my phone to show to him and he died laughing.
9. Dogs or cats?
Cats are beautiful and lovely, but they can be a little bytchy. I too can be a little bytchy so I like the offset of a dog’s energy. I adopted my dog from a shelter 6 months ago and he’s the greatest most loving little old buddy in the world!
10. Best concert of your life was…?
Haim in New York City. It was EPIC and inspiring. Those three women are unafraid and just rabidly f*cking cool. Their presence on stage radiated badassery and fun and rock and roll and I wanted to dance and yell and “whip my hair back and forth” as the kids say.
11. What book are you most likely to give as a gift?
Wild by Cheryl Strayed. I got it as a gift myself from my best friend this past Christmas, and as I read it I felt completely transported into Cheryl’s story. She loses her mother, starts using heroin, and then decided she’s going to hike the ENTIRE Pacific Crest Trail, all the to Washington state — ALONE. I want everyone I know to read it.
12. What’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?
My sister forgave me for treating her like shyt all through high school. It was the kindest and most generous thing anyone has ever done for me, and I totally didn’t deserve it. She’s the greatest.
13. South Park or Family Guy?
My high school boyfriend and I used to make out in his house and watch episodes of South Park between clumsy gropings, so I have an attachment to it obvs. But Brooklyn Nine-Nine just moved to Sunday nights, right before Family Guy, so Family Guy wins this round.
14. You have an entire day to do whatever you want. What would you do?
Whatever I want?! Do I also have an unlimited budget?! Then I’m taking a private jet to Disney World with 5 friends and we get to cut to the front of every line.
15. What movie can you not resist watching if it’s on?
Mean Girls. Can. Not. Change. Channel.
16. What’s your favorite sports team or teams?
I’m not a big sports person! I do love watching rhythmic gymnastics during the Olympics.
17. Where did you eat the best meal of your life?
Last year, my parents and sister came to town and spent the holidays with me. My sister got my dad a book about how to make paella and we decided to try it. Growing up, my family fought A LOT and meals together were kind of impossible; we were too busy or too angry to eat together. This meal was so different. We all worked together in my little kitchen, and my boyfriend helped. My dad shopped, my mom prepped, my sister and I navigated the recipe and called out directions, and my man acted as a buffer when my family started to slip into our old patterns of unkindness. It was rad. We laughed a lot and the paella was the most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted.
18. The last movie you saw in a theater?
Calvary, with Brendan Gleeson. Amazing. simple, serene, gorgeous photography mixed with a deeply moving story and performances that I was STUNNED by. If I am ever able to move people the way Mr. Gleeson does with his acting, I will count my artistic career as a success. Go see it.
19. Who was your first celebrity crush?
David Bowie. I was pretty obsessed with his turn as “Jareth The Goblin King” in Jim Henson’s The Labyrinth. I mean, the skintight pants alone were enough to stir my longing, but then you add the voice and the BOWIENESS and forget it. That scene where Sarah eats the enchanted peach Jareth gives her and dreams she’s at a masquerade ball and Jareth’s singing to/seducing her and she’s in that out of control 80’s style ball gown and her hair is perfect and so is his? Still turns me on.
20. What would you cook if Nic Cage was coming to your house for dinner?
Does he eat real food? I feel like he’s the kind of guy who lives off of protein shakes and beef jerky.
UPROXX 20: Stephanie Beatriz Of ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ Had A Really Good Time At A Haim Concert
Stephanie Beatriz is an actress probably best known for her portrayal of Detective Rosa Diaz on the Fox comedy, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which airs Sunday nights at 8:30pm EST. Additionally, you may have seen the Argentina native on Modern Family playing Sonia.
Stephanie was nice enough to take a few minutes out of her busy schedule recently to answer a few questions from us.
1. You walk into a bar. What do your order from the bartender?
I get fancy and ask if they have organic vodka, and get it over ice with soda water and lime.
2. Who’s your favorite person to follow on Twitter?
Chelsea Peretti, hands down. She is hilarious and her tweets often utilize all caps for comedic effect WHICH I ADORE.
3. What’s currently waiting for you on your DVR/TiVO?
I have neither, but on my Hulu Plus account I’m into season two of Desperate Housewives and I’m not ashamed in the least to say that I love it.
4. It’s your last meal — what are you going out with?
I’m allergic to flour and all forms of gluten, so if I’m gonna die anyway I’m going with a big deep dish pizza and a delicious tres leches cake. If I eat those, I’ll feel like dying shortly after anyway, so win-win!
5. What websites do you visit on a regular basis?
The Reformation, to stare at clothes I love, Mystic Mamma, to get in touch with my woo woo hippie astrological side, XO Jane for hilarious and thought provoking articles, and Brain Pickings because it’s like rummaging through a very, very interesting attic full of cool books.
6. What’s the most frequently played song on your iPod?
It’s an album called “Through a Dog’s Ear: Music for your Senior Dog.” It’s one song that lasts about an hour and yes I bought it for my dog but it’s very relaxing STOP JUDGING ME.
7. The first face that comes to mind when you think “punchable”?
Guys, punching isn’t really the answer. #nonviolence
8. What’s your favorite meme?
The one with the polar bear saying “Hey Craig!” This actually happened to Terry Crews the other day on set and I immediately pulled this up on my phone to show to him and he died laughing.
9. Dogs or cats?
Cats are beautiful and lovely, but they can be a little bytchy. I too can be a little bytchy so I like the offset of a dog’s energy. I adopted my dog from a shelter 6 months ago and he’s the greatest most loving little old buddy in the world!
10. Best concert of your life was…?
Haim in New York City. It was EPIC and inspiring. Those three women are unafraid and just rabidly f*cking cool. Their presence on stage radiated badassery and fun and rock and roll and I wanted to dance and yell and “whip my hair back and forth” as the kids say.
11. What book are you most likely to give as a gift?
Wild by Cheryl Strayed. I got it as a gift myself from my best friend this past Christmas, and as I read it I felt completely transported into Cheryl’s story. She loses her mother, starts using heroin, and then decided she’s going to hike the ENTIRE Pacific Crest Trail, all the to Washington state — ALONE. I want everyone I know to read it.
12. What’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?
My sister forgave me for treating her like shyt all through high school. It was the kindest and most generous thing anyone has ever done for me, and I totally didn’t deserve it. She’s the greatest.
13. South Park or Family Guy?
My high school boyfriend and I used to make out in his house and watch episodes of South Park between clumsy gropings, so I have an attachment to it obvs. But Brooklyn Nine-Nine just moved to Sunday nights, right before Family Guy, so Family Guy wins this round.
14. You have an entire day to do whatever you want. What would you do?
Whatever I want?! Do I also have an unlimited budget?! Then I’m taking a private jet to Disney World with 5 friends and we get to cut to the front of every line.
15. What movie can you not resist watching if it’s on?
Mean Girls. Can. Not. Change. Channel.
16. What’s your favorite sports team or teams?
I’m not a big sports person! I do love watching rhythmic gymnastics during the Olympics.
17. Where did you eat the best meal of your life?
Last year, my parents and sister came to town and spent the holidays with me. My sister got my dad a book about how to make paella and we decided to try it. Growing up, my family fought A LOT and meals together were kind of impossible; we were too busy or too angry to eat together. This meal was so different. We all worked together in my little kitchen, and my boyfriend helped. My dad shopped, my mom prepped, my sister and I navigated the recipe and called out directions, and my man acted as a buffer when my family started to slip into our old patterns of unkindness. It was rad. We laughed a lot and the paella was the most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted.
18. The last movie you saw in a theater?
Calvary, with Brendan Gleeson. Amazing. simple, serene, gorgeous photography mixed with a deeply moving story and performances that I was STUNNED by. If I am ever able to move people the way Mr. Gleeson does with his acting, I will count my artistic career as a success. Go see it.
19. Who was your first celebrity crush?
David Bowie. I was pretty obsessed with his turn as “Jareth The Goblin King” in Jim Henson’s The Labyrinth. I mean, the skintight pants alone were enough to stir my longing, but then you add the voice and the BOWIENESS and forget it. That scene where Sarah eats the enchanted peach Jareth gives her and dreams she’s at a masquerade ball and Jareth’s singing to/seducing her and she’s in that out of control 80’s style ball gown and her hair is perfect and so is his? Still turns me on.
20. What would you cook if Nic Cage was coming to your house for dinner?
Does he eat real food? I feel like he’s the kind of guy who lives off of protein shakes and beef jerky.
why would they put in on sundays 
Fox must want it to fail
Fox must want it to fail
TheNatureBoy
Veteran
why would they put in on sundays
Fox must want it to fail
Sunday has some of the highest rated shows for FOX, so sticking it between two popular shows in The Simpsons and Family Guy is helping it out. If it would have stayed on Tuesdays, it would be struggling like New Girl and Mindy are now.
BulletProof
Just a B@stard Living in a Suit
LOL @ the Nic Cage answer.
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
dope show. I'm a fan, just finished the first season and the first episode of the 2nd.
TheNatureBoy
Veteran
Terry palming Jake's head and calling him tiny head was
Boyle with the cornrows and his Jamaican outfit
Boyle with the cornrows and his Jamaican outfit
This episode was firing on all cylinders. They showed once again how well Samberg can work with anyone. He and crews killed it. Especially when he tried to stop him on the street. Has anyone else noticed how they changed Capt. ****'s personality. He's much more talkative while still maintaining his deadpan demeanor. Him laughing at Boyle's joke, going back and forth with the other Commander and getting scolded by Santiago and listening. That's some slick stuff they pulled.
Boyle was on fire this episode and them corn rows had me jealous and that f u c k i n g suit. Rosa in that Jamaican tye dye dress was WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!. That bish is a looker man. They writers also threw her boyfriend storyline out because she apparently dating again. I'm feeling how they don't have Boyle tripping over himself like a fool for her affection. They are taking it slow and building. I forgot that he was living in his ex wife's basement who are also his land lords, LOL!
No one can front on this show. They need more Scully and Hitchcock. They are being underused like Gerry.
Boyle was on fire this episode and them corn rows had me jealous and that f u c k i n g suit. Rosa in that Jamaican tye dye dress was WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!. That bish is a looker man. They writers also threw her boyfriend storyline out because she apparently dating again. I'm feeling how they don't have Boyle tripping over himself like a fool for her affection. They are taking it slow and building. I forgot that he was living in his ex wife's basement who are also his land lords, LOL!
No one can front on this show. They need more Scully and Hitchcock. They are being underused like Gerry.