Gizmo_Duck
blathering blatherskite!
Apparently superman kills Wonder Woman then King Shark kills superman
King Shark kills superman
now....really
I mean, really really...for real
After the beta ends the SS get vehicles to use from one of Waller's goons.
They then go to capture Ivy from Lex Luthor
Ivy is nine years old and has been revived by Luthor to make antisuper weapons
Ivy doesn't remember Harley and thinks the name "Poison Ivy" is dumb
Waller insists that they put a bomb in Ivy's neck.
Everyone thinks that's crossing a line, except Boomerang who does it anyway to be squad leader or something. Ivy cries and the rest of the SS call Boomerang a dikk.
Flash captures Luthor for brainiac (idk why)
Flash uses Luthor to lure out the SS
SS fight Flash. At some point Luthor is killed WW joins the fight at some point, captures Flash with the lasso. Flash says there is no cure and she has to kill them all.
Boomerang overhears Flash's name as "Barry" from WW but has no idea who that is.
Flash escapes and WW fukks off after mocking the SS for the third time.
Waller insists they kill Flash so Boomerang makes fun of "Barry" on national tv to bait him out
Flash is killed by Boomerang
SS are somehow transported to Earth 2 during this fight
Earth 2 is an earth where Brainiac has already won. The SS there were all killed thanks to Waller.
There they meet Earth 2 Luthor who explains what happened and says he's been in contact with Earth 1 Luthor explaining how to fight brainiac.
Earth 2 Luthor comes back with them to Earth 1. At some point they fight green lantern (can't remember why)
KingShark takes green lanterns ring (does the whole lantern speech) and then someone (probs Deadshot) kills GL
Superman comes and mirrors the scene from the first trailer where boomerang pisses him off and blames King Shark
WW saves the SS and uses something (maybe red sun?) to try to kill superman. It fails but Superman goes to krypton to regenerate. WW dies after giving a speech to the SS
The reason Superman came out is because Waller sent a nuke to Metropolis. The SS cheer him on as he destroys it which unwittingly draws his attention to them.
SS are very sad after WW dies and don't know how they're going to kill Superman
Earth 2 Lex says they need to capture Batman so that he can make something which can kill Superman
The SS use a bootleg Batmobile to infiltrate the batcave.
In the batcave they find Tim Drake's corpse. Who was killed by Batman off screen.
They knock out Batman and miniaturise him to bring him to Luthor
At some point in the batcave they find a video Bruce made explaining how to kill all the justice league members. The SS get bored halfway through and so don't watch the part explaining how to kill Superman. Luthor makes Kryptonite bullets for the SS to use to fight superman
After Batman's usefulness has expired the SS debate over which one gets to kill him.
Harley wins and gives a speech, Batman says it's shyt and then dies.
It's implied that Harley makes some kind of batsymbol in Batman's corpse (think like Inglorious b*stards but maybe a little less brutal)
They then fight Superman. Idk much about the fight but it ends with Superman dying (presumably killed by Shark)
Brainiac congratulates the SS for killing the Justice League and offers them great power
The SS use an ice cream van to get inside the skull ship
SS take out brainiac and miniaturise him. They bring brainiac back to Waller and Earth 2 Luthor. Waller congratulates them and says their prison time has been reduced.
Turns out there are 12 other Brainiac's from different universe's the squad have to go and take out though (in post game + seasonal content) Something goes wrong (I think Luthor betrays them) and the story ends.
Besides story the only major discoveries I've made are that the additional playable characters are: Joker, Mr Freeze, Deathstroke, Katana and Killer Croc
From the other place
Conroy died for this RIP
Max payne voice actor also passed away wtf
After the beta ends the SS get vehicles to use from one of Waller's goons.
They then go to capture Ivy from Lex Luthor
Ivy is nine years old and has been revived by Luthor to make antisuper weapons
Ivy doesn't remember Harley and thinks the name "Poison Ivy" is dumb
Waller insists that they put a bomb in Ivy's neck.
Everyone thinks that's crossing a line, except Boomerang who does it anyway to be squad leader or something. Ivy cries and the rest of the SS call Boomerang a dikk.
Flash captures Luthor for brainiac (idk why)
Flash uses Luthor to lure out the SS
SS fight Flash. At some point Luthor is killed WW joins the fight at some point, captures Flash with the lasso. Flash says there is no cure and she has to kill them all.
Boomerang overhears Flash's name as "Barry" from WW but has no idea who that is.
Flash escapes and WW fukks off after mocking the SS for the third time.
Waller insists they kill Flash so Boomerang makes fun of "Barry" on national tv to bait him out
Flash is killed by Boomerang
SS are somehow transported to Earth 2 during this fight
Earth 2 is an earth where Brainiac has already won. The SS there were all killed thanks to Waller.
There they meet Earth 2 Luthor who explains what happened and says he's been in contact with Earth 1 Luthor explaining how to fight brainiac.
Earth 2 Luthor comes back with them to Earth 1. At some point they fight green lantern (can't remember why)
KingShark takes green lanterns ring (does the whole lantern speech) and then someone (probs Deadshot) kills GL
Superman comes and mirrors the scene from the first trailer where boomerang pisses him off and blames King Shark
WW saves the SS and uses something (maybe red sun?) to try to kill superman. It fails but Superman goes to krypton to regenerate. WW dies after giving a speech to the SS
The reason Superman came out is because Waller sent a nuke to Metropolis. The SS cheer him on as he destroys it which unwittingly draws his attention to them.
SS are very sad after WW dies and don't know how they're going to kill Superman
Earth 2 Lex says they need to capture Batman so that he can make something which can kill Superman
The SS use a bootleg Batmobile to infiltrate the batcave.
In the batcave they find Tim Drake's corpse. Who was killed by Batman off screen.
They knock out Batman and miniaturise him to bring him to Luthor
At some point in the batcave they find a video Bruce made explaining how to kill all the justice league members. The SS get bored halfway through and so don't watch the part explaining how to kill Superman. Luthor makes Kryptonite bullets for the SS to use to fight superman
After Batman's usefulness has expired the SS debate over which one gets to kill him.
Harley wins and gives a speech, Batman says it's shyt and then dies.
It's implied that Harley makes some kind of batsymbol in Batman's corpse (think like Inglorious b*stards but maybe a little less brutal)
They then fight Superman. Idk much about the fight but it ends with Superman dying (presumably killed by Shark)
Brainiac congratulates the SS for killing the Justice League and offers them great power
The SS use an ice cream van to get inside the skull ship
SS take out brainiac and miniaturise him. They bring brainiac back to Waller and Earth 2 Luthor. Waller congratulates them and says their prison time has been reduced.
Turns out there are 12 other Brainiac's from different universe's the squad have to go and take out though (in post game + seasonal content) Something goes wrong (I think Luthor betrays them) and the story ends.
Besides story the only major discoveries I've made are that the additional playable characters are: Joker, Mr Freeze, Deathstroke, Katana and Killer Croc
From the other place
"Hello darkness my old friend.... "
Bats went through 4 Arkham games just to get popped by Harley Quinn.
I’m saying they took out a bloodlusted Batman. But that’s comic books for ya lol. Bring back Paul Dini!!!After also probably getting a power upgrade from Brainiac, at that.