*cliff notes*
Interviewer: Heard from dre?
suge: Dre a bytch....him and jimmy bathe together.
Interviewer: what about snoop?
suge: snoop disloyal.....he dont own deathrow foreal.
Interviewer: who owns deathrow?
suge: white people from what i hear.......he's a puppet.
Interviewer: who killed pac?
suge: pac was a rider and my little brother.
Interviewer: you think keefy d did it?
suge: look man......puffy is a hamasexual.
interviewer: still beefin with puff.
suge: naw man......that would be a hate crime now.
interviewer: hate crime?
suge: them all boy freak parties in bel'air.......fresh prince style.
interviewer: what do you think about jada?
suge: she a hood bytch with a crack head mama.....she real.
interviewer: you dont think she's foul for the will shyt?
suge: will sit on men laps naked......quincy jones know.
interviewer: anything else?
suge: dre and puffy should do a album together called two bytches.
Fixed for clarity