The raffle is interesting....
.... Lets start there...
.... I "spammed it" (4 posts about it) because the shyt would be so EPIC it'd be
ridiculous....
And here is where I make my final case to the breh
@Brooklynzson
1) This Styles / Aaliyah diss is hands down the biggest "Myth" in hip hop history....
2) When
@up in here posted the fake audios, he set the WHOLE INTERNET on FIRE
..... Complex... IGN... Allhiphop.... Boxden... Complex... The list goes on... The internet was on FIRE with that shyt...
I seen nikkas on OTHER MESSAGE BOARDS with threads AS LONG AS THIS ONE giving a round by round analysis of what's going on in THIS THREAD (I'll post the link if I can find it).... Somebody said I "Flipped out", rofl.... (thats just how big the rumor is, it's like finding a UFO or some shyt)
3) All that shyt provided INCREDIBLE exposure for The Coli.... (I guarantee when Complex does its rankings of top 10 hiphop message boards again, Coli will be no less than 2nd... If not 1st
.... nikkas cannot fukk with this website, PERIOD..)
4) Brooklyn, you yourself know the audio existed... I think you either said you heard it or your boy said he has it.... So its not like the raffle would have nikkas chasing something imaginary...
5) nikkas have HUNDREDS of mixtapes (like
@Mikeatris ), but are just too lazy to look through them... Why? Spend hundreds of hours just to prove something to Coli posters? No thanks...
.... It doesn't mean they
DON'T HAVE the audio, It just means they NOT SURE and they not gonna bother LOOKING FOR IT without some incentive.
6) If you hold a raffle where: You must be a member of TheColi message board (boost in sign ups), and you have to donate at least $10 (can donate more, I'd donate $40 or $50 personally), and all this money will go into a pot.
7) The pot has no expiration date on it... It can ALWAYS increase, as long as nikkas donate... So the more the pot grows the bigger this shyt will get and the more sign ups The Coli will get...
8) nikkas from Boxden / KanyetToThe / Allhiphop / IGN etc etc etc... Will all come running, signing up here, to be a part of the raffle .. (at least all those who believe the audio happened will)...
The promotion and buzz behind this raffle on the internet would be crazy...
9) By the expiration date of the Easter Egg Hunt (2016), one of 3 things would happen:
A - Somebody actually finds the REAL AUDIO... And the buzz the Coli will get from actually having the REAL AUDIO (not a fake audio that's proven fake 3 days later) would be
absolutely unreal... You got a TON OF PROMO off a FAKE audio.... Could you even imagine someone coming up with the real thing?
B - Nobody finds the audio... And the rumor could FINALLY be put to rest "Forever", and you take the $5,000 to $10,000 for server upgrades.
~Even with option B, you are doing 3 things at once: Getting INSANE promo regarding this raffle for 2 years straight....
2 years of ABSOLUTE fukkERY.... nikkas hunting for the audio on old hard drives and the internet.. Calling up old homeboys.. Hitting DJs off twitter... You'll get INSANE promo and people are gonna
jump ship IN MASS from other message boards because the Coli is actually creative...
~You will be able to say The Coli has officially deaded the rumor forever.... EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I HEARD IT, even
I would just come in and 2016 and say: "I give up brehs... Maybe I just dreamed that shyt... The diss never happened brehs..
"
~Oh, and not to mention, you'll have $5,000 to $10,000 to put towards improving the website... (You gonna need a server upgrade from that massive spike in sign ups
)
In the end, its a
WIN WIN WIN WIN for the Coli.... It's absolute NO WAY to lose.... In the end, you either prove the greatest rap rumor of all time happened, or you dead it forever and it can finally be put to rest... And in the process you get thousands of new sign ups from nikkas wanting to know whats going on with the GOAT message board.... Because nikkas can't touch us, but they just need something to CONVERT them.... (I was on Ahh.com for 15 years, once I switched to the Coli, I wondered what the hell was I doing on there since 2012
..... nikkas won't know until they sign up and experience this
one of a kind fukkery for theyself breh
THIS MY FINAL POST bout this raffle to the breh @Brooklynzson ... But he aint bout to do the shyt with just one person saying it... Yall nikkas need to come cosign this, tell him YOU WOULD DONATE, and tell him how good an idea it is... Put your feelings bout me to the side and just tell this man YOU ARE DOWN for the MONUMENTAL fukkery that this raffle would bring....... Dap / quote this post and tell the Breh to go for it.