Stupidest Comment you've heard come out of someones mouth

[Kings County]

was cuddling with this chick last night we watching men in black 3

the part comes on where he has to jump off the empire state building

she goes "did will use a stunt double when he did that? was there a giant air landing thing for the guy to land on at the bottom or was he wearing a parachute"



im like its a green screen


shes like this chick has a bachelors degree in nursing

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9PHjBEd2H4[/ame]

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Had a brief debate the other day with a coworker about whether a fish was considered an animal. He had to Google it because he didn't believe me.

He's one year away from a master's degree.

 

[Olu Dara]

Had a brief debate the other day with a coworker about whether a fish was considered an animal. He had to Google it because he didn't believe me.

He's one year away from a master's degree.

What did he think it was?

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Cuddling?

 

[semicko82]

Kevin Durant is better than Lebron cause he is taller.

 

[Emperor Sol]

Someone told my mother to go die of cancer. I don't think I've heard anyone say anything dumber than that, tbh.

 

[Chill]

'Lebron>Jordan'

 

[Emperor Sol]

'Lebron>Jordan'

Did you hit the nikka(s?) that said that with the ?

Spoiler

Well...? Did you?

 

[raw613]

one year around christmas feliz navidad was playin in the mall and i overheard a discussion where someone said " I think its a christmas song in japanese or something" i was

 

[Chill]

Did you hit the nikka(s?) that said that with the ?

Spoiler

Well...? Did you?

Nah just went and kept it moving, no sense in arguing with delusional people.

 

[luckyse7enz]

Eh....

Ex was kind of a Jesus freak. Didn't believe that things evolve. I was like...."but...there are skeletons and shyt though." She wasn't buying it and even got upset to the point that I dropped the convo altogether.

I guess a lot of people are like that though.

However, I also had to explain that the Underground Railroad wasn't literally a railroad.

She's black.

Her fam celebrates Kwanzaa and they have a BIG yearly gathering with African dancers and everything.

Her pops had a Last Supper-style picture of MLK, Malcolm X, Marcus Garvey, and other historical black leaders in their living room.

shyt was , but you'd be surprised at how little people know. I make it a point not to speak on shyt I'm not certain of or know nothing about.

Sidenote: You'd be surprised at how many people don't think you can get burned from oral sex.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

one year around christmas feliz navidad was playin in the mall and i overheard a discussion where someone said " I think its a christmas song in japanese or something" i was

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

What did he think it was?

He's what you would call "smart dumb". I think he was gonna try to correct someone about what phylum and sub-species category fish were considered when he got confused and forgot that "Animalia" was the Kingdom that included all animals.

 

[OPTiMO]

My ex told me she thought a baby would be smarter if she smoked weed throughout the pregnancy... forreal

 

[YouMadd?]

This white dudes in a bar straight up said if you talk in "ching chong" gibberish that you'll eventually say words and sentences in "Chinese"...

I literally had to walk away because I thought I would appear dumber just by associating with the dude...