stupid things people told you when you were young

[Food Mane]

If you smoke a cigarette after a spliff you get 33% higher.

Certain cruisers have a retina scanner that they use to tell if you're high and driving

If you eat mushrooms one day you need to eat twice as many the next day to get high again

I'm allergic to smoke

People can't smell silent sam vodka on your breath

add on

 

[morganfreeman]

Well, as a youngster in mississippi, they told me that
Asian women had sideways vaginas,
Deflowering women was desireable
Blacks had an extra muscle in our leg, explains our athleticism
Jesus was white

 

[Sierra Mist]

All women were angels and worthy of respect.
People didn't suck.

 

[ItzDaKiing]

If you smoke a cigarette after a spliff you get 33% higher.

shyt don't get you any higher, but it does give you an extra buzz

 

[beezy]

They told me i could be anything i wanted when i grew up..


...and then told me i couldnt be a ninja

 

[john goodman]

Women like to be treated well

Weed is bad

College is worthwhile

 

[Card Holder]

if you stick your finger in your ear and then put the finger with wax in a girl p*ssy and she jump like it hurts, then she burning.

 

[Born2BKing]

If you eat any kind of seed, something wood grow in your stomach.

Mellow Yellow makes your dikk shrink. (Still don't drink that shyt to this day)

You can do whatever you want when you grown up.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

if you stick your finger in your ear and then put the finger with wax in a girl p*ssy and she jump like it hurts, then she burning.

 

[Canada Goose]

That those 50 Cent juices kill your sperm count :comeonson:

I think they was called "50 Cent Nuttie buddies" or something alone those lines

And simp related stuff

 

[The Jewnited States]

mountain dew would shrink your dikk

weed is addictive like heroin

girls can't get pregnant if they're on top of you because the nut just drips out

 

[Rominati]

Jesus was white

Girls like nice guys