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[CouldntBeMeTho]

Why do you do this to yourself

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Don't know why people still doubt the op, like didn't you see the insta page he accidentally linked a while back, it was quite a popular thread iirc.

Yea idk why we even debate now. I'm the one that made that thread

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

that person doesn't even go to university of Chicago. Doesn't match up.

Northwestern. Why don't the coli wolves see if a Russell went THERE instead.

 

[Champagne Kudo]

My name is Mo bytches

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Northwestern. Why don't the coli wolves see if a Russell went THERE instead.

fukkery?

 

[Robbie3000]

My name is Alf. I’m a furry alien stranded on earth from another planet.

A white family took me in for some reason.

I’m definitely Cat Set had more cat in my few years in this planet than OP has his entire life.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I graduated from the university of Chicago law school and passed the bar.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Just spoke to academic services to verify and nobody named Russell was enrolled for 8 years at the University of Chicago Law School.

This is false. Law schools can’t give any information about a past, former or current student unless submitted in writing, for privacy purposes. Even though a social security number would be required. Unless your an academic institution, employer, or granted permission by the student (also with written consent) for verification.

Also if you were calling, you would need the first and last name, biographical information such as date of birth, current address, phone number for identification purposes.

No way that you called a Law School and asked for someone named “Russell” with them responding all casually, that’s against the legal policy of said school. I mean, it’s a LAW school.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

supposing any of that is true... it's clear as day why you aren't a working lawyer going by your posting history.

you ain't too bright

 

[Luke Cage]

This is false. Law schools can’t give any information about a past, former or current student unless submitted in writing, for privacy purposes. Unless your an academic institution, employer, or granted permission by the student (also with written consent).

His story is false as well. I was just playing along, we all know he not really an unemployed lawyer married to a wife who is also a Lawyer and Doctor(He switches her profession from thread to thread). He's a troll, and we are having fun trolling him back.

 

[ThaBoyBam]

My name is : Lamont

been living with my pops for 33 years in Los Angeles

We owned a junkyard and make a little over $20,000 a year in income, but I stay hustling doing odd shyt as well

right now my focus is trying to stopped my pops from having his normal heart attacks every hour

any other questions nikkas??

 

[SwizzLake]

since nikkas so interested in my life.

My name is Russell

I graduated from the university of Chicago law school and passed the bar.

I have been married 5 years. My wife is a doctor.

I was not able to get a 200k a year job as an attorney like 95% if my classmates and have been doing odd jobs to make ends meet.

Anything else is pure speculation by amatuer detectives and hating ass nikkas.

University of Chicago Law is top tier law school, you could have landed a well paying job with big law firms in Chicago( Kirkland & Ellis is based there) or as an Assistant District Attorney with your state if you were not able to go into big law...what happened?

 

[Software]

This thread might be either rafters or bushes status depending on the result

 

[Neuromancer]

My name is Leon

I live with this old white guy that took in my cousin and her family after Hurricane Katrina. They left, but it’s a nice house so I decided to stay.

I don’t bother working, cuz working is for suckers, but I eat well, both literally and when it comes to bytches (not a typical drydikk Coli nikka).

Your house mate is a spiteful jerk.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Just spoke to academic services to verify and nobody named Russell was enrolled for 8 years at the University of Chicago Law School.

Cap.

What’s the phone number?

Are y’all really that gullible to think a LAW SCHOOL is giving details out to a random person with a random question when all he had is the first name?? C’mon b - this ain’t Devry University. 40+ people dapped this too. LOL. Ask him to provide the contact name of the Registrar/Academic services contact or email verification so she can get sued.

TLR - where as long as you hate the poster, any and all comments are true without further inquiry. Never mind, that it’s ghetto as helllll to be calling a school and asking for “Russell” - a professional academic institution, my first phone reply would be “No” immediately followed by WTF.