Strawberry's NSFW self exposal thread (VIDEO!)

[flea]

Person a: I ate a bagel for breakfast.

Strawberry: that reminds me of this time I was in Jamaica and this witch doctor made us bagels from plantains, I miss Jamaica.

The accuracy

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

It's been a while since I dropped an exposal



I didn't think this was a good idea but @malcolmxxx_45 insisted I post this on the Coli so fukk it

Let's see what happens


Where my Vybz Kartel and dancehall fans at?




@Worl Boss @DreadBrown @Sauce God @Dip @brokenhearts @MGM @froggle @posterchild336
@Iron Chin Wilder

Seeing a black woman with no ass is like seeing a white man with no job. What a waste of your racial genes

 

[jwonder]

What's up with the 70's bowl cut?

Your hair looks like Darth Vader's helmet

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

 

[skeetsinternal]

 

[Robo Squirrel]

@Turk @Prynce

I want to taste her va jj

 

[Stir Fry]

Seeing a black woman with no ass is like seeing a white man with no job. What a waste of your racial genes

She's a white broad, breh

 

[KravenMorehead™]

twerk game vanessa hudgens status

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Make you?

What, did I bend your rubber arm via internet from all the way in Canada?

Post a better video of you dancing to the same song, you have 24 hours, go!




Lots of people wanna talk shyt but nobody's willing to post a video of themselves dancing to the same song.

If you can do better, you are invited to post your submission to this thread.



*keeps waiting for something that will never happen*

Refer to any of the gifs and videos posted in here to see what twerking is supposed to look like

 

[Lord Scion]

:kobeugh:

That's..... unfortunate.

Good try, good effort.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

twerk game vanessa hudgens status

@BarNone

 

[ridedolo]

Wheres the part where the Jamaican dude comes flying down from the ceiling, and crashes down on you leaving you unconscious???

 

[No1]

@BarNone

Was this necessary?

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

She's a white broad, breh

then it was as expected

 

[Strawberry]

11,000+ thread views!!!

Currently most popular/most viewed thread on the Coli





Oh the Coli

What's up with the 70's bowl cut?

Your hair looks like Darth Vader's helmet

Why you lookin at my hair tho?



Bowl cuts are much shorter. That's a bob. And you can only see if from the back really.

Post a video of yourself dancing to this song, you have been challenged.

You know the drill: you have 24 hours, go!

stop putting your back into it, i mean this literally

The dance I'm doing for the most part of that video is called Bruk Back. It's a Jamaican dancehall dance and it's called Bruk Back because you're supposed to make your back look like it's breaking. You basically arch & contract your back repeatedly.

I already posted a video of my favourite dancer DHQ Nickeisha doing it at her bday party.

don't no one wanna teleport to that.

Pm's still poppin

Nice try tho

Refer to any of the gifs and videos posted in here to see what twerking is supposed to look like

I'm doing a combination of dancehall dances, I'm not trying to dance like American girls. My role models are Jamaican.

Bruk Back
Needle Eye Whine
Puppy Tail

All 100% Jamaican

:kobeugh:

That's..... unfortunate.

Good try, good effort.

Post a better vid of you dancing to the same song. You have 24 hours, go!