Storm Area 51

skokiaan

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WTF

Why are they announcing it 2 months in advance?

Catch em off guard so they don't have time to prepare and hide shyt
this is how to become a famous activist who doesnt need to work anymore.

step 1: invent a theory and rally a group of idiots

step 2: troll for your target. target should be a secure government facility for example area 51

step 3: make your intentions be known well in advance for the government to react to your threat.

step 4: when you are arrested, the bum rush on area 51 wont happen, instead your idiot followers we rally around the local police station protesting for your release and whateva amendment is being violated (ensure they all wear your t- shirts and flags which you sell on your page)

step 5: cogratulations! you sir are now a certified activist. you can now make yourself available for tv interviews about the government violation whateva ammendment you chose. Hold up! before you leave dont forget to set up a gofundme page:ufdup:...now go get them tiger!!!:obama:
 

shopthatwrecks

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44 bricks...acre shaker
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Benjamin Sisko

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The entire National Guard and Reserves will be waiting for them, what do they think they would accomplish? :what:

And these are white boys we are talking about here, aint no one is going to clap them live on air.
 
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