Storm Area 51

[FaTaL]

Do it! Seriously though, if it was 200,000 of us what would they do?

You can’t just bum rush Area 51, it’s in the middle of the desert and it’s a long azz drive

Obviously if there a Big mob coming they’ll close all the roads

Plenty of you tubers have tried to get close to Area 51

 

[Dominoes]

Would be hilarious and genius if this was a smokescreen for something better.

Sadly, most humans are stupid and I'm not shocked of all things this Is what they would put their lives on the line for

 

[NoMorePie]

Do it! Seriously though, if it was 200,000 of us what would they do?

 

[Citi Trends]

holy shyt how did i miss out on the memes for this shyt

i want this to happen so bad

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Somebody could make a bad ass hustle peddling Phoenix down on site...
#alwaysscamming

 

[Maddmike]

Everyone would pass out before they got there

 

[Silver Surfer]

Somebody could make a bad ass hustle peddling Phoenix down on site...
#alwaysscamming

Chill with that nerd shyt bruh...final fantasy azz nikka

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Chill with that nerd shyt bruh...final fantasy azz nikka

Ayyyyyyye

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Do it! Seriously though, if it was 200,000 of us what would they do?

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

This shyt funny as hell.

:FBIMuellerLaugh:

 

[RisingSon]

"Naruto Runners" has me fukking DEAD


lmaoooo

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

The more I think about it the more I’m in. Are we gonna take busses out there? I don’t want to have to walk all the way to the gates.

 

[Unknown Poster]

I'm down to do a carpool over there to Area 51 yall....

Also we need to get that storm area 51 Fb to 1,000,000 likes.

They cant shoot a million of us like that....right?

 

[Silent_H]

I like how to the Gov't put out a statement about this. 10 years ago, this would have been a joke, but seeing how social media emboldens peeps to do stupid shyt like "Ice Cream Licking" and buying bath water for clout, I wouldn't be surprised to see people show up. That being said, the base is quite a bit of distance from the entrance, so peeps better be training for the half marathon.

With the way the block's been hot with all the attention that the base has gotten in the last few decades, you'd think people would know that the gov't doesn't keep their shyt at Area 51. The place pretty much functions as a smokescreen/ faux tourist trap. The real spooky shyt is at a place(s) we've never even heard of.

Muhfuggas think they're going to just waltz into the base like a movie.