Stories about Michael Jordan being an competitve a$$hole in the 80s and 90s.

[b. woods]

Jordan threads NEVER fail at comedy.

 

[Nighthawk]

This thread has been done a million times, and for the millionth time, Im entertained.

yo same

 

[mamba]

one of my favorite MJ the a$$hole stories is him seeing a scrub teammate walkin around the locker room with a box in his hands and then saying "i hope there's a jumpshot in there"

then another time there was a teammate of his who had family members attend a game. MJ said "why'd you invite them? then can watch you ride the bench from home on TV"

 

[James Dean]

This is comedy. Jordan da Gawd. Kang shyt.

Also, how pathetic are some of y'all to feel the need to bring up Bron in every thing? boy stay on yall minds.

 

[Sccit]

Stop it.

He said that to flabby, 2nd retired jordan in 1999.

When jordan was dominating the league during kobe's first and second year, kobe wasnt saying shyt to jordan other than "teach me". He was still on that "I'm just trying to learn and soak up as much information from Mike as i can" steeze.

JORDAN WASNT FLABBY IN 99 .. SEE THE COREY BENJAMIN VIDEO

 

[fifth column]

Cartwright steps to him forreal suddenly they cool.

Parrish steps to him forreal, he gets quiet.

Dude was scared to even talk to Rodman.

But yall want to give him stripes for fighting a known underweight physically weak Miller or punching Steve Kerr in the face.

Stay in yo Lane. You dont know MJ personally to be defending him.
Accept that that MJ was a god on the court and a hoe when it came to real conflict with anyone who stood up to him.

What are you some type of nerd kid, If it's not the basketball then I care zero

 

[Luck]

Jordan was a Bxtchmade Bully.

Everyone who stood up to him he wilted against. That's fuk boy shxt.

What type of hoe ass shyt is this

Mean words said to other grown men is "bullying" now

Notice how the men who stood up for themselves were treated. Nobody feels sorry for these big grown ass nikkas gettin in their feelings about some harsh language, they should've did something about it like the Cartwright parish and them did. I could only imagine the shyt other teams talked to each other then at a pro level

Only soft nikkas consigning this bullshyt you spewing. Like he was physically threatening these dudes lives or some shyt

That's that sheltered mentality

 

[Treblemaka]

What type of hoe ass shyt is this

Mean words said to other grown men is "bullying" now

Notice how the men who stood up for themselves were treated. Nobody feels sorry for these big grown ass nikkas gettin in their feelings about some harsh language, they should've did something about it like the Cartwright parish and them did. I could only imagine the shyt other teams talked to each other then at a pro level

Only soft nikkas consigning this bullshyt you spewing. Like he was physically threatening these dudes lives or some shyt

That's that sheltered mentality

Jordan: Parish you aint shxt, you old youre washed.


Parish: im not on your d*ck like everyone else, ive got my rings.


Jordan: Im going to kick youre ass!


Parish: *gets face to face* No youre not.

Jordan:


THAT IS HOE SHXT. If it was anyone but Jordan you'd say the same.

Jordan would fuk with people til it got real, then he'd start coppin pleas.

 

[Road20]

Lol at showing MJ face up with Xavier Mcdaniel. Xman woulda whooped that ass. That was one nikka you do not fukk with

 

[Geek Nasty]

Man those comments about Reggie Millier

 

[David_TheMan]

Jordan was a scumbag and an a$$hole but he knew who to pull that shyt with...he didnt try that with live nikkas like Vernon Maxwell who didnt play that shyt

So true, he made the mistake and tried that shyt with Ron Artest and Ron broke his ribs.

 

[Luck]

Jordan: Parish you aint shxt, you old youre washed.


Parish: im not on your d*ck like everyone else, ive got my rings.



Jordan: Im going to kick youre ass!



Parish: *gets face to face* No youre not.

Jordan:


THAT IS HOE SHXT. If it was anyone but Jordan you'd say the same.

Jordan would fuk with people til it got real, then he'd start coppin pleas.

Basketball nikkas don't fight, just wolf at each other and play the role until somebody break it up where the fukk are you from?

So no i don't expect that from anybody else, like you thought they was about to go out back and scrap


But the whole point is what you said about the bullying shyt, you can't bully grown men especially some pro fukkin athletes. I don't even see how you fix your mouth to say some shyt like that

 

[David_TheMan]

Basketball nikkas don't fight, just wolf at each other and play the role until somebody break it up where the fukk are you from?

So no i don't expect that from anybody else, like you thought they was about to go out back and scrap


But the whole point is what you said about the bullying shyt, you can't bully grown men especially some pro fukkin athletes. I don't even see how you fix your mouth to say some shyt like that

Sure you can bully a grown man, and grown men can check it. MJ bullied on people that he either figured would accept it or that he thought he could physically handle.
If he thought you would go back at him and he might not be able to win he would shut his mouth.

 

[FocusedDaily]

2. MJ Ethers Teammate Stacey King

Image via chicagonow.com
Victim(s): Stacey King

If you thought being Michael Jordan's teammate was going to save you from receiving some trash talk, this LOL is for you. In the book, The Jordan Rules, Sam Smith writes about an incident that is too messed up to be true.

The day before the Utah game, some of the office staff came to practice with a carload of souvenir items for the players to sign. It was a twice-a-year routine; after practice, the players would gather in a circle, pass around balls and pennants, and sign each. The team would then auction off the items for charity. As the players sat signing, Jordan started talking.

"Listen to this," he said. "You ever hear of a guy, six-eleven maybe and two hundred sixty pounds, a guy big and fat like that and he can’t get but two rebounds, if that many, running all over the damn court and he gets two rebounds?"

The players began trying to muffle laughter because it was clear whom Jordan was talking about.

"Big guy like that," Jordan continued. "and he gets one rebound. Can’t even stick his ass into people and get more than that"

Jordan is talking about fellow Bulls player, Stacey King, who finally had enough and shot back at M.J. with a "fukk you!" But Mike continued to roast his own teammate. "Big, fat, fat guy...One rebound in three games. Power forward. Maybe they should call it powerless forward," he said. King had enough of Jordan and walked away. We would too after that powerless forward line. Damn.

http://www.complex.com/sports/2015/04/michael-jordan-epic-trash-talking-moments/stacey-king

I still have the sunday sun times Comics full page Stacey king poster from when I was like 12-13 lol

 

[Henry Orbit]

This story from Antonio Harvey



Darrick Martin: "Hey Mike! Shyts not falling tonight, Mike! You're having an off night, Mike!"

*Jordan scores 24 points in the last 10 minutes of the game*

Jordan [to Martin]: "Shut up you little bytch"