STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN promo from survivor series 1996
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MaxBundles
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The Prince of All Saiyans
Formerly Jisoo Stan & @Twitter
I remember my grandma wanted to change the channel over thatThis isn’t the promo but always makes me think of “stick an S in front of Hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart”
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Man in the Black Hat
I remember my grandma wanted to change the channel over that
I guess your grandma wanted you to waste money because Austin cut that promo on a PPV (Mind Games Sept. '96)
LOL @ this whole segment
Pillman: "Our founding fathers are rolling over in their graves because the birthplace of freedom has become a cesspool of drug abuse, battered women, and welfare recipients"
Owen: "The last few months Bret has started to accept that I truly am the best Hart. He's getting older, he's getting slower, he's not the technical wrestler he once was and he's finally admitted that I truly am the best there is, was, and ever will be"
Austin: "The bottom line is when Stone Cold's in the house, Bret Hart is at his house because he's scared of Stone Cold"
" As soon as I rolled into the WWF, Bret Hart you packed you bags and took your carcass back to Canada"
Pillman: "Are you trying to say Bret Hart's a chicken?"
Austin: "Bret Hart don't even qualify as being a chicken, he's the slimy substance that runs out of the south end of a chicken"
"Let me make myself clear, if you put the letter S in front of Hitman you've had my exact opinion of Bret Hart"
"And that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so"
Pillman: "And Philadelphia sucks because I said so"
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Tres Leches
Empire Business
none of that shyt wouldve been possible if bret wouldve played politics , hitman 
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Man in the Black Hat
This was great stuff.
Bret comes out and whines then 'quits' and leaves through the crowd.
Austin comes out and starts cutting a promo on Bret
"Ever since you came back you ain't done nuthin' but cry"
"When the going gets tough, the Harts get going.....back home"
"Go on back to Canada son, because the only person you can possibly beat is your wrinkled up old man in his little old basement"
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The Prince of All Saiyans
Formerly Jisoo Stan & @Twitter
Superstars did replay it
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Man in the Black Hat
I'm just fukkin' with ya, they replayed that shyt a million times.
This promo is greatness too. Austin used to go in on JR
The GOAT man
"Watch that step, it's a doozy. And if you fall I'll beat the sh*t outta ya"
OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
This was great stuff.
Bret comes out and whines then 'quits' and leaves through the crowd.
Austin comes out and starts cutting a promo on Bret
"Ever since you came back you ain't done nuthin' but cry"
"When the going gets tough, the Harts get going.....back home"
"Go on back to Canada son, because the only person you can possibly beat is your wrinkled up old man in his little old basement"
This is when the attitude era really started in my mind.
late 96 is a mad underrated time in 'E history
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Man in the Black Hat
Yeah, they had some good feuds going with Bret/Austin, Shawn/Sid, and Taker/Mankind and although Bret and Shawn weren't in a direct feud they were still sniping at each other at every opportunity. Things were starting to get edgier as well (Pillman's got a gun), it was the cusp of the Attitude Era.
Don't even need to watch it...
"I don't dance son."
"What a load of CRAP."
Dogs barking in the background.
"I don't dance son."
"What a load of CRAP."
Dogs barking in the background.
Man, he was so good. He used to do shyt like attack the off-screen camera man for counting his promo down...
"And you can stop counting me down, because I dun told you."
There was one where his mic wasn't working properly and he adlibbed some shyt like, "are you going to give me a piece of equipment that works or am I going to have to whup your ass" then cut a promo about Bret having a "yellow stripe running down the middle of his back."
Incredible stuff man.