sounds like the beginning of this story I read http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/09/john-macdonald-stomach-gr_n_4414461.html
What have I done to deserve this.
Can't sleep because of the pain. Up every 5 minutes to vomit/shyt my stomach linings out.
Man you always got something going on...you must of fukked up something horrible in your past life for this type of karma...maybe you were a bear that crushed a bunch of bunnies that were chilling or something...maybe you were a Nazi guard that used to execute kids..
either way, get your sick ass off the internet and drink gatorade forever....I'll be loading your playlist with these hits:
Imma give you the screwed version since you are fukked up: