Stomach burning, vomiting and diarreoh
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What have I done to deserve this.
Can't sleep because of the pain. Up every 5 minutes to vomit/shyt my stomach linings out.
You have to start by taking all your alcohol and flushing it down the toilet.
Drink plenty of water, and lie on your side in a foetal position ,don't lie on your back or you may choke on your vomit if you are violently being sick. What did you eat? ,you should be over the worst in 24 hours or so if it's food poisoning, If you are still like this in 24 hours you might need to get to a doctor, as you might need them to take a sample of your shyt,thats real fun by the way, handing a bit of your shyt to a nurse. .I got it real bad from a dodgy kebab years back , I looked lean as fukk though after a week. My a$$hole though, couldn''t sit well in a chair for some time.
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Nah breh this is food poisoning. It's fukking brutal. Imagine every 5 minutes you get the most painful stomach ache and you have to throw up and shyt pure liquid.
Plus you got fever/chills
I think it was a bit of old chicken that got left out too long. I had food poisoning last year and I had to take a sample of my runny diarreoh
"Diarreoh"?
Nah breh this is food poisoning. It's fukking brutal. Imagine every 5 minutes you get the most painful stomach ache and you have to throw up and shyt pure liquid.
Plus you got fever/chills
Might be time to go to the hospital, breh.
But before you do, go flush all your alcohol down the toilet.
ChrisDorner
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RIP
you gotta give this man a pass, looks like his stomach isn't the only thing being affected by this
Larry Lobster
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Get better breh
Drink Gatorade. Not kidding.
Oh no! You're gonna die a virgin!
Like I give a shyt about that when i feel like I'm actually going to physically die.
Make jokes about dying coli members brehs