Stitches should seriously consider turning his beatings into a business...Monetize it. I mean why not?
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Its the only thing he's good at.
"Have you been feeling stressed out lately? "Have you been feeling angry lately and wanted to take it out on something?"
"Well...If your looking for somebody's ass to whoop today, come on down to Stitches, where I'll give you the opportunity to beat my ass for extremely one low price of
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But wait theres more!!!
"If you call in the next 10 min, I'll give you my very own Stitches Inflatable doll absolutely free, so you & the kids can now kick my ass anytime!...
"But wait..... one last thing....To throw in a sweet bonus, I'll even let you come thru and fukk my meth head wife while I watch!!!!
"Please call now! The clock is ticking. Supplies are limited!"
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you can't say that shyt ain't genius
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