if this guy was nurtured enough in the 60's and 70's..no doubt he would have created a cult..Baba Seagal-guru
Steven Seagal Interview (shyts on JCVD)
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Arabial Knight
Rolo Tomassi
Can you picture this living embodiment of Jabba The Hut rolling around on top of these bytches 
Gotta give him props on the russian whores though
Gotta give him props on the russian whores though
When he said they called him after Brandon Lee died, and he's the one who told them there'd be a bullet in Brandon...
OMG Steven Brandons dead, hes been shot.
Yea, theres probably a bullet in him.
Nintendough
#Kliq
Seagal should be an inspiration to every breh. 
FRIED MASON
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1. Steven Seagal really claims he's done Covert Ops for the CIA in REAL LIFE!!!
"You could say that I became an advisor to several CIA agents in the field and through my friends in the CIA, met many powerful people and did special works and special favors."
- Steven Seagal :rosstales:
2. Steven Seagal was shaken down by the Italian Mafia because he wanted to stop doing action movies. The Mafia guys, now in prison for death threats against Seagal among other things, said Seagal was "petrified."
3. Steven Seagal married two women at the same time and didn't tell them. They found out. They got mad.
4. Steven Seagal claims to have fought off several members of the Japanese Mafia...all at the same time.
5. Steven Seagal routinely embellishes stories about himself and has been called a "pathological liar."
6. Steven Seagal refers to himself onset as a "deadly marksman."
7. Steven Seagal once challenged a stuntman to a judo match during a break in filming. Seagal was left lying unconcious on the ground.
8. Steven Seagal has a custom tux tailored to conceal two handguns.
9. Steven Seagal put out a $50,000 hit on a former colleague because "he was out to get me."
10. Steven Seagal was granted legal immunity in order for his testimony about his ties to the Gambino family.
11. Steven Seagal paid the Gambino's rival mob family, the Genoveses, to protect him from the Gambinos.
12. Steven Seagal's movies are allegedly all about his real life experience...according to Steven Seagal.
:rosstales::rosstales::rosstales:
"You could say that I became an advisor to several CIA agents in the field and through my friends in the CIA, met many powerful people and did special works and special favors."
- Steven Seagal :rosstales:
2. Steven Seagal was shaken down by the Italian Mafia because he wanted to stop doing action movies. The Mafia guys, now in prison for death threats against Seagal among other things, said Seagal was "petrified."
3. Steven Seagal married two women at the same time and didn't tell them. They found out. They got mad.
4. Steven Seagal claims to have fought off several members of the Japanese Mafia...all at the same time.
5. Steven Seagal routinely embellishes stories about himself and has been called a "pathological liar."
6. Steven Seagal refers to himself onset as a "deadly marksman."
7. Steven Seagal once challenged a stuntman to a judo match during a break in filming. Seagal was left lying unconcious on the ground.
8. Steven Seagal has a custom tux tailored to conceal two handguns.
9. Steven Seagal put out a $50,000 hit on a former colleague because "he was out to get me."
10. Steven Seagal was granted legal immunity in order for his testimony about his ties to the Gambino family.
11. Steven Seagal paid the Gambino's rival mob family, the Genoveses, to protect him from the Gambinos.
12. Steven Seagal's movies are allegedly all about his real life experience...according to Steven Seagal.
:rosstales::rosstales::rosstales:
He won here though
If she was of age
He is just trying to locate her spiritual meridian points.
DaveyDave
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Schiavello is an Aussie commentator, has been doing Muay Thai, K-1 & MMA as well i think for years and years, been in the US doing it for years too. he has the most ridiculous sayings sometimes lollol the man is a buffoon, he's been making a fool of himself for years, some of you are bigger fans of martial arts and Seagal in general, I guess, he dude is a jackass. He takes himself WAY too seriously and is a total jerk, just watch that interview. 'Can I laugh in your face'? When he took that shot at Al Gore, and the global warming....from a fukking speech in a bullshyt action movieHe hosted SNL in the early 90's, and refused to be made fun of, he's infamous for this arrogant and out of touch behavior....wtf is that company interviewing him a british host, with an Italian last name in Arizona?
Also, 'Is there a weapon in this room right now'? done.
"He's taken more hits than Nick Diaz's bong."
"He leaned back like Fat Joe."
"He's wearing more leather than the Blue Oyster Bar."
i've heard him mostly in the Muay Thai fights i've watched here
DaveyDave
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that shyt with Silva, wrist twists/locks fukkin hurt when you jam them on & the guy doesn't know its coming. you go with it and fall to the ground to stop it hurting, if you just stand there and let the guy crank it on you get your wrist fukked up/broken/strained etc, not a good thing before a fight.
