Steve Urkle was a GOOFY for bushing Myra for Laura

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theo had her first and made it last until her she passed away..

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two of the greatest potnas in history...of tv..

they never double crossed each other..n rode for each other...

cockroach would have rode theo if any nikka tried theo's sister...
1 who cares malcolm did not treat her well in that relationship. 2 theo and cockroach were lame= theo had a hard time getting laid and keeping Justine. he chose nyu over hillman, and last but not least he couldn't get dr huxtable to hook him up with shyt
 

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1 who cares malcolm did not treat her well in that relationship. 2 theo and cockroach were lame= theo had a hard time getting laid and keeping Justine. he chose nyu over hillman, and last but not least he couldn't get dr huxtable to hook him up with shyt
:stopitslime:fukk hillman... theo had add... denise didnt even make it her 1st semester....therefore tho show as hell wasnt gone make it..nyu..had theo helpin kids in the inner city...

not 1 episode did was theo tryin 2 get p*ssy...he sung his heart out to the girl..while steve brushed her constantly... when she wasnt around the bytch ass nikka put smoke bombs in a portapotty n became steffon...to gain the lust of a broad who wouldnt give em no play...

justine lasted the test of time with theo..from high school til he got to college..

the fukk dr huxtable gone hook the nikka up with.. fallopian tubes...his dad looked at p*ssy all day..pregnant p*ssy at that.:mjlol:

theo and cockroach would mop fakkit ass eddie and waldo...
 

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:stopitslime:fukk hillman... theo had add... denise didnt even make it her 1st semester....therefore tho show as hell wasnt gone make it..nyu..had theo helpin kids in the inner city...

not 1 episode did was theo tryin 2 get p*ssy...he sung his heart out to the girl..while steve brushed her constantly... when she wasnt around the bytch ass nikka put smoke bombs in a portapotty n became steffon...to gain the lust of a broad who wouldnt give em no play...

justine lasted the test of time with theo..from high school til he got to college..

the fukk dr huxtable gone hook the nikka up with.. fallopian tubes...his dad looked at p*ssy all day..pregnant p*ssy at that.:mjlol:

theo and cockroach would mop fakkit ass eddie and waldo...
theo fukk up his relation with justine by getting caught kissing vannessa a williams. cockroach could even bag denise. laura didn't give steve the time of day beause she was intimidated,by his intellect which is why stefan was brought in. nyu is one of most racist university in the world and any black man in the eighties that was thinking about college was thinking about the hillmans of the world. dr huxtalble help his daughter get a car but not theoLOL
 

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Fukk that fakkit speaking ill of the dead.

If i was urkel the moment myra showed me any interest the winslow family would've never seen me again
 

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unpopular opinion but even with myra pretty smile and all... physically? i'm actually rolling with laura and that bad short haircut b. she was fly
Laura always had that “who farted?” look on her face.

Urkel had everything accessible for him to fukk Myra every day of his life. They had that secret spot where they would talk while in his car in the hills. He had that lab where nobody was tryna interrupt him. They coulda fukked on Carl’s couch and he woulda been like “at least he’s not bothering me :blessed:


Wasn’t there an episode where Myra was fiending for some dikk and Urkel’s tryna avoid her?


The heart wants what the heart wants but the Lord was tryna hook Urkel up and he didn’t realize it.
 

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Typical writers trope in the 80s and 90s, the nerd had to get the girl of his dreams.
If the show was written today it might be a different outcome.

I haven’t watched an episode of Family Matters in a minute does it still hold up?
 

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The fact that the Urk man either could’ve been one of the greatest scientists ever or got a scholarship to play ball somewhere should’ve made him desirable to most lol. My dude had to change clothes(he literally changed clothes.. they had clothes hanging on a hanger before he went in and “changed”:mjlol:) in a souped up porta potty to get with Laura. It might’ve been a genius move though because did he play a trick on Laura to get some??:ohhh:
 

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This show was one of the rare instances where they shouldn’t had made any of two characters fall in love

Urkel was always crazy about her, but Laura treated dude like absolute trash then fell in love all of a sudden? They both had good things with Stefan and Myra then randomly just said fukk them.

Family Matters became trash in later seasons, we all know that tho
 

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:francis:They really should have let Urkel realize how much Myra cared for him and let them end up being together at the end of the series, while Laura just move on to greener pastures.

Yet, in the end fukking Urkel went into space, came back and married Laura while Carl looked :francis:.

Dumb ass Urkel had himself a good one and end up going with prude dull ass Laura:scust:
 

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The fact that the Urk man either could’ve been one of the greatest scientists ever or got a scholarship to play ball somewhere should’ve made him desirable to most lol. My dude had to change clothes(he literally changed clothes.. they had clothes hanging on a hanger before he went in and “changed”:mjlol:) in a souped up porta potty to get with Laura. It might’ve been a genius move though because did he play a trick on Laura to get some??:ohhh:

shyt would be hilarious if that “chamber” was just some bullshyt he put together with LEDs and random parts from Radio Shack but has ZERO function other than being a dressing room.

all he had to do was be extra with the theatrics to make it seem like he “changed”

fukk it. That’s the concept of my Urkel spinoff. It will be a dark drama. fukk the sitcom stuff.

dude gets a chip on his shoulder about getting curved and being a lame and instead of being an ultra incel, he “reinvents” himself in plain sight using pure trickery. Then he starts pulling hoes and making it appear that he doesn’t mess with science anymore.

But on the low he starts his own cryptocurrency as a plan to one day cash out and get revenge (financially) on anyone who ever dissed him and his nerd crew. After he makes $50 million+ from crypto, he drops the Stefan charade and starts with his revenge of the nerd shyt, buys up rundown areas of Chicago and takes extra effort to ruin his enemies with petty shyt.
 
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