Stephon Marbury got ejected and "locked up" after a fight in a Chinese league game

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

shyt looks like an album cover

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

im over here CRYING funniest shyt i read in months

B magic doog

 

[Cory MBA]

Gawddamn who wrote that article the Chinese Art Barr ?

@Art Barr :sassure:

 

[JBoy]

THIS nikka A FOOL FOR THIS ONE

 

[Brooklynzson]

Perhaps ninjas cut Asians discuss mad money
True lies and short guys, see it through the slanted eyes

Face'll shine like Marble, vaseline taste remarkable
Real nikkas pull up, call foul, argue

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Versa]

For those who never saw the interview, he was saying "I do that *hand gestures*....to stay closer to God"

One of the most unintentionally funny interviews I've seen in sports.



Dude is weird as heck, but he's a good dude. Has a good heart.

 

[intruder]

He makes so much guap out there, and he's like a demigod. He'll be alright.

Man, that last picture, that last picture boy, it defines china. The little bike lock, the chipped door, the harden lookin guard who has the build of a security guard, notice the guard is holding the door, because the pad lock isn't even strapped (look at the lock, it's holding onto nothing), meaning if Stephan really wanted too, he could just open the door. It all just screams China.

This is the sorta shyt I see on a daily basis. I can almost smell the fake paint through the picture.

You ever been to CHina?

 

[K-ZOE]

Started off in Coney Island
Now I ball in Shaolin
Gooks wildin, Locked me in this hall
TO STOP THE VIOLENCE (TRUE!)
Layin up yo, watching these Jap nikkas
Elbowing me for what, see
Back in the days, Interns laid in mad ways
Sporting Starburys, bald head, no 360 waves
These nikkas noodles like Ramen, gonna get fined mad YEN
I eat Vaseline when times tryin...

 

[Bboystyle]

Yo breh, there are so many potential smilies in the back ground from the chinese fans

 

[Nick Barnes]

This article explains everything in very clear detail:

http://www.thats-beijing.com/2014/0...m-harm-for-throwing-punch-at-shandongs-wu-ke/

Reading that made me feel like I had a stroke.

 

[Goat poster]

We REALLY need to find a way to fit "16 video games" into the coli slang lexicon.

That among other gems from the article.

 

[Whitty Hutton]

Man I thought i was having a stroke for a minute reading the op....This thread delivers. nikkas got me rollin

 

[Lord Scion]

@3Rivers on gawd you ain't shyt breh!!!!

Between that and the

smiley, you done made me wake up everybody in this building.

 

[3Rivers]

@3Rivers on gawd you ain't shyt breh!!!!

Between that and the

smiley, you done made me wake up everybody in this building.