STAYS LIT **@Strawberry v. @Lee PMs (p. 4-22)**@Queen v. @Strawberry (p. 28+)**

[TOAD99]

This shyt still going on

 

[Mass]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

@PeridotPuss Hey girl sorry to make you do al the runnin around but get back in here cuz you gonna need to add some new tags to the thread again! I cook & you clean type of deal.

PG 55-? @Strawberry vs. @smARTmouf Coli Freestyle Battle Exposal & rap battle challenge accepted!

Damn Lee, you just don't know when to throw in the towel do you?

You're like a cockroach that someone tried to kill but you're still managing to walk around with half an arm, 1 leg and no head like "I'm still good! I'm cool! Didn't hurt!" leavin a trail of blood behind you

You should have taken your L's like a thread and left a long time ago but you just had to come back for Round 2 didn't you?

Boy you gonna be sorry you ever fukked with me!!!



RAP BATTLE CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

I never got a chance to shine in the freestyle battle cuz I didn't write any rhymes so I will take this as my 2nd chance to showcase my rhyming skills.

We should do it like how the Coli Freestyle Battle went down with a deadline and we both drop at the same time.

@cook @Brooklynzson Can you open back up the Coli Freestyle Battle forum for this very special event?

I'm gonna tear you to pieces Lee, just you wait. You won't be able to post on the Coli again when I'm done with you.


Oh and by the way, I have some more exposal fukkery for ya'll!!!

AYO @KushSkywalker remember when you battled @Big dikk and someone changed their vote last minute which resulted in a tie? Guess who masterminded that shyt? I asked my simp to change his vote!

Hey @MurdaMa$$ wanna hear all the shyt @smARTmouf was talkin about you before you painfully slaughtered him?

Hey Kush, he also said nobody can beat @Ugo Ogugwa

Lemme just put this fukkery right here for all the Coli rappers to see
@AkaDemiK @Shadow King @The_Computer






He can drop the link all he wants but I set the privacy settings to "only me" so unless you're me, you can't see them.

 

[Another Man]

Hate is a strong word



but I call is how I see it, and I had too many negative experiences with you motherfukkers..


Foreign Africans >>>>>> African Americans


Y'all need to get it together and stop complaining ... The world is tired of that shyt..


You should travel breh.. Y'all reputation on a worldwide scale looks like my coli rep

Then leave?

 

[Moshe.]

I wish these whites in this thread would put this much energy into fighting for justice.

But if any of you Blacks notice that they only come on to this site for "entertainment" and to mess around as stated by @VegasCAC. Which is what they all do when around Blacks, slumming.

 

[Another Man]

Our "complaining" is what got the rights that you are using here in America.

Why are you still in America?

You should travel and leave AAs and negative experiences alone and go to the ones you see as better

shyt kills me breh, him and his type came here to live a better life, yet got the nerve to look down on AA's all while living off the benefits created by the blood sweat and tears of our ancestors. They paved the way for their fukk asses and they wanna talk shyt? Get the fukk out!

EDIT: Matter fact, I know exactly why they do it, they think that they're gonna get in good on some white acceptance shyt if they shyt on us like racist cacs do. Just as pathetic as the fukking mexicans. They'll still never accept you and you will get your wake up call...just don't go crying to us when it happens

 

[Strawberry]

130 fukking pages


can somebody break it down and hip me to what went on in this thread???​

-search Cliffs Notes in this thread there's tons of them

I expose @smARTmouf for lying about simpin me, you gotta read the pm's, you'll die

He refuses to take a L even though the Coli is disgusted with how hard he simped & he probably got both his accounts negged to oblivion (oh yeah his alias is Lee with the fancy L)

Now he's writing a diss track about me cuz he's so shook about me exposing him (even though he still refuses to admit it and we on page 130. Write songs about girls you "never liked and don't care about" breh)

At this point he's tryin to play everything off like he don't care but it's clear, judging by his pm's, that he has a sensitive side and that this exposal has hit a nerve somewhere deep down

And I just took it upon myself to accept the challenge of writing/recording a diss track in his honour and I'm hoping we'll drop it like a battle

White girl vs. Black dude rap battle, should be pretty entertaining

In the mix of all of this the Coli sisterhood squad or whatever they're called tried to gang up and jump me but I didn't take their shyt seriously

Raedawn switched her name to Spotlessmind and while she was desperately trying to accuse me of disrespecting black women she dissed Jamaican women, dancehall queens in particular, saying it's pathetic that I look up to them as role models therefore insinuating that these dancehall queens are not acceptable or worthy of being a role model for anyone even though these queens are smart, successful, talented, strong, positive, beautiful, and generally amazing...They possess the skills, success, intelligence, positivity, talent, and beauty that Raedawn could only dream of

She refuses to explain why it's pathetic that these women are my role models and deflects by pulling a smARTmouf & sayin a bunch of stupid passive aggressive shyt like you're not worthy of my reply and don't @ me or whatever trash/negativity/ether is oozin out her mouth

I add Matt504 to ignore cuz he is convinced I'm an escort and won't stop repeating that I'm on back pages or some shyt even though he comes with 0 receipts. He is possibly a 17 year old virgin poster and is not to be taken seriously.

I talk about the work I actually do and all my haters are like "yeah yeah whatever escort whore"

I blow minds revealing that I have a boyfriend and am in a long distance open relationship. I get accused of cheating even though my boyfriend is ok with me fukkin other dudes while we're apart just as I'm ok with him fukkin other girls while I'm over here, and we both love sex so we encourage each other to have sex/be satisfied and talk about it openly.

I say I love him and that I want to have pickney with him. In Jamaica (and the West Indies) pickney means "child" or "children".

Apparently the world is derived from a racist term pickininny or something like that but in the West Indies pickney does not have the same negative connotation or racist associations.

Coli drama queens accuse me yet again of being racist because I said the non racist Jamaican Patois term pickney.

I call in Jamaican posters who agree that pickney is a term for child/children and then African American posters who have likely never been to Jamaica and know nothing about Patois try to tell Jamaicans what pickney means in Jamaica DWL (Dying With Laughter)

Ummm yeah I dunno there's also a popular line from pm's "teleport to the p*ssy" that I came up with when I told smARTmouf I wish I could teleport to his dikk. He repeated it, substituting the word dikk for p*ssy and then got all the credit for my line and then @3Rivers made an animated teleporting to the p*ssy thing

I dunno just get in the thread and enjoy. There's a lot of funny shyt and stupid shyt at the same time but the highlight is by far the smARTmouf exposal and him refusing to take the L

I did not even realize you had hit me up till like a month later.

Then when I saw it I was

I am not a recipient of private messages usually. I am unawares to the Coli underworld where brehs and brehettes pm each other in secret. I was not sure of the protocol.

So I saved myself a L and did not respond.

I had just finished reading one of your famous stories and I was just like I fukkIN LOVE THIS GUY!!! so I got ballsy and sent you a pm. When I sobered up and realized what I did I got embarrassed and sent you another pm apologizing with a link to a funny thread about this crazy crackhead woman lookin for drugs, drinks & sex in Parkdale (Toronto)

I also have a bunch of crazy/ridiculous stories and would love to collaborate with you sometime. I bet we could make a goddamn book or movie!

Anyways salute my dude!



It's always an honour when you dap my posts & or slide me some rep.

Don't bother. Thread didn't deliver. It was non-participants who kept this thread alive. It did these numbers cause of @PeridotPuss as usual

What? I've been single handedly carrying this thread on my back for days. Most of this goddamn thread is about me, why you lyin?

Is that how this is supposed work? Just DM randoms? I mean, I know the guys do it, but I kinda the held the ladies women females to a higher regard.

Randoms? Randoms!!?!?

@General Mills is the fukkin GOAT poster in these parts, show some fukkin respect!

 

[New Username]

Close thread

 

[Blackout]

I wish these whites in this thread would put this much energy into fighting for justice.

But if any of you Blacks notice that they only come on to this site for "entertainment" and to mess around as stated by @VegasCAC. Which is what they all do when around Blacks, slumming.

Yep and watch them go ghost when it comes to matters of race

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

You can barely get out the hood- better yet your mommas house and yet you expect me to believe you gonna come out here to smack this immaculate Brazilian wavy off my scalp?

You cant buy plane tickets with coli cash you minimum wage, burger flipping, Associate Degree in Coli vernacular having bum Get out of my notifications

Didn't know you could go hard like that

The sistas in this topic going hard on this cacette

 

[Robo Squirrel]

@Phoenix_Knightly23
Fuk that welfare bytch
nikka stop simping on these hoes

 

[Robo Squirrel]

@bcrusaderw so we neggin now hahaha

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Ignore status hoe

 

[At30wecashout]

@Strawberry I'm not lying. It was just you and lee flirting, which despite the circumstances, is pretty harmless. Yall were feeling each other and now yall beefing. Ain't really much amusement to that, except for "teleporting" now being in the colexicon now. I actually don't feel this is a rafters thread with what it currently is. Peridot threads go play for no goddamn reason, and this isn't much different, save for its length and views.

 

[Moshe.]

@VegasCAC before your dumb ass negs me next time, read my post history. I, unlike you, came to this site to discuss Black issues. I guees you can't understand a Black that wants to discuss issues that Blacks face in this society today as opposed to being your court jester.

Where it concerns my future posts, vegas, .

I personally don't give a damn what a stupid white thinks.

 

[QueenSheba]

See what happens when you let one basic white women run this forum. Got y'all fighting each other over p*ssy.

shyt kills me breh, him and his type came here to live a better life, yet got the nerve to look down on AA's all while living off the benefits created by the blood sweat and tears of our ancestors. They paved the way for their fukk asses and they wanna talk shyt? Get the fukk out!

What type? . And I agree with you to an extent, however this kind of behavior and mentally will never get us any where in life. You know how many black Americans I've seen make fun of and look down on black foreigners from another country? I've seen it from Black Americans the most and I'm Black American. I had ex boyfriends who are AA and they hate black foreigners with a passion.

I've heard derogatory term such as, booty scarther, big lip monkey, stinky African, etc. Heard it from the SAME people that build this country on their backs. I don't support fighting amongst ourselves. This kind of hate needs to stop.