lol somebody disabled the dap feature on your posts my nikka, I went to dap u and was like
they hatin out chea
state your intentional a$$hole moments!
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they hatin out chea
I'm coolin wit givin change and shyt to the needy, but I hate when niccas try to run game on me, so whenever a hobo walks up to me with an elaborate ass bullshyt story I always pull bills out my pockets, shake them, and tell them I don't have no change. If I do have change and they hear it I tell them I need it for the pay phone.
lmao @ the power you think you have when you are in a desirable parking spot.is wrong with your self esteem? why would you waste a strangers time because you got nothing important going on? thats not even being an a$$hole thats just passive agressive like a bytch would be. a real life a$$hole would get out of the car and confront the person.
u deserved it bruh....u should have never had your bumper on my heels like u tryin to run me over...i'm not on your fukkin time....
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
1. At work, whenever someone comes into my office...I never acknowledge them until they speak...which is bad, because as a manager i guess employees feel they have to wait for me to acknowledge them...I have literally had people come to my office to ask me something...not acknowledge them...have them stand there for about 30 seconds...literally they just stand there like 
then i will get up...walk around the other side of my desk and go to a meeting or something on some 
shyt... I once went out to just BS with the people in my group and I came back into my office and the dude I ignored was still in there on some 
...
2. There is a guy I work with that I hate...dude is the biggest piece of shyt white man I ever met ( we were talking about something and he hit me with the "no what I sayin homey" all the other white people were like
and i hit him with the 
he apologized for it and said "he didn't mean it that way, we joke like that all the time" and i played it cool but secretly i want to force feed him every laxative in the world and then watch him die of dehydration on the toilet). Anyway, I am subliminally trying to get him fired or make him quit... Some of the things I do is...
Talk to everyone in his group but him ( i am co manager of the group he works in and they are all some kiss ass type guys ). I will have a 3 min convo with each one of them but him...I take it as far as to go to his desk, look at him like i am going to talk to him, then just take a peppermint out this other dude cube and keep it moving ( our transgression happened before I became a manager, so he has been extra shook now that he thinks i go a little extra power )
I steer all conversations into realms he doesn't know about...he doesn't watch sports...we will talk about sports...he doesn't get into politics... we will have a discussion about politics... he does like to talk about religion...so after i heard him talking about it...i made sure to tell them that they might want to keep it down or go to the break room with that stuff...because this muslim dude was talking to his manager about all the "christian talk in the office"...which was just some shyt i made up...that muslim dude that sits next to them grew up in North Carolina and has never been out of the states but it scared him into not talking about religion anymore
If I need to assign a task to someone I never pick him...if he volunteers I tell him "so and so has already picked it up", then on the low i will assign whatever to that person afterwards...he works on the weekends and anytime we have some changes that can be done then, i push them up to friday or back to monday...i also make sure no high priority visible work gets assigned to him...and that whenever we have a "team building exercise" he always stays behind because the entire department cannot be gone. When we have these i always offer to bring him something back, ask him what he wants, and fukk it up every-time...
then i will get up...walk around the other side of my desk and go to a meeting or something on some shyt... I once went out to just BS with the people in my group and I came back into my office and the dude I ignored was still in there on some ...2. There is a guy I work with that I hate...dude is the biggest piece of shyt white man I ever met ( we were talking about something and he hit me with the "no what I sayin homey" all the other white people were like
and i hit him with the he apologized for it and said "he didn't mean it that way, we joke like that all the time" and i played it cool but secretly i want to force feed him every laxative in the world and then watch him die of dehydration on the toilet). Anyway, I am subliminally trying to get him fired or make him quit... Some of the things I do is...Talk to everyone in his group but him ( i am co manager of the group he works in and they are all some kiss ass type guys ). I will have a 3 min convo with each one of them but him...I take it as far as to go to his desk, look at him like i am going to talk to him, then just take a peppermint out this other dude cube and keep it moving ( our transgression happened before I became a manager, so he has been extra shook now that he thinks i go a little extra power )
I steer all conversations into realms he doesn't know about...he doesn't watch sports...we will talk about sports...he doesn't get into politics... we will have a discussion about politics... he does like to talk about religion...so after i heard him talking about it...i made sure to tell them that they might want to keep it down or go to the break room with that stuff...because this muslim dude was talking to his manager about all the "christian talk in the office"...which was just some shyt i made up...that muslim dude that sits next to them grew up in North Carolina and has never been out of the states
but it scared him into not talking about religion anymoreIf I need to assign a task to someone I never pick him...if he volunteers I tell him "so and so has already picked it up", then on the low i will assign whatever to that person afterwards...he works on the weekends and anytime we have some changes that can be done then, i push them up to friday or back to monday...i also make sure no high priority visible work gets assigned to him...and that whenever we have a "team building exercise" he always stays behind because the entire department cannot be gone. When we have these i always offer to bring him something back, ask him what he wants, and fukk it up every-time...
Sierra Mist
Banned
when people stare at me I throw scissors at them
Action Jackson
Can I live
1. At work, whenever someone comes into my office...I never acknowledge them until they speak...which is bad, because as a manager i guess employees feel they have to wait for me to acknowledge them...I have literally had people come to my office to ask me something...not acknowledge them...have them stand there for about 30 seconds...literally they just stand there like
2. There is a guy I work with that I hate...dude is the biggest piece of shyt white man I ever met ( we were talking about something and he hit me with the "no what I sayin homey" all the other white people were like
Talk to everyone in his group but him ( i am co manager of the group he works in and they are all some kiss ass type guys ). I will have a 3 min convo with each one of them but him...I take it as far as to go to his desk, look at him like i am going to talk to him, then just take a peppermint out this other dude cube and keep it moving ( our transgression happened before I became a manager, so he has been extra shook now that he thinks i go a little extra power )
I steer all conversations into realms he doesn't know about...he doesn't watch sports...we will talk about sports...he doesn't get into politics... we will have a discussion about politics... he does like to talk about religion...so after i heard him talking about it...i made sure to tell them that they might want to keep it down or go to the break room with that stuff...because this muslim dude was talking to his manager about all the "christian talk in the office"...which was just some shyt i made up...that muslim dude that sits next to them grew up in North Carolina and has never been out of the states
If I need to assign a task to someone I never pick him...if he volunteers I tell him "so and so has already picked it up", then on the low i will assign whatever to that person afterwards...he works on the weekends and anytime we have some changes that can be done then, i push them up to friday or back to monday...i also make sure no high priority visible work gets assigned to him...and that whenever we have a "team building exercise" he always stays behind because the entire department cannot be gone. When we have these i always offer to bring him something back, ask him what he wants, and fukk it up every-time...
Money Be Green
Superstar
LIKE I SAID U WOULDN'T DARE TRY THAT shyt WITH ME.
I'D STARE U DOWN (NO HOMO), THEN ASK WHAT THE fukk YOU LOOKING AT, & WHEN U TRY TO REPLY I THENIN YOUR CHEST LEAVING YOU
U DON'T WANT THIS BEEF BREH
WHEN I GO TO ANY FAST FOOD RESTAURANT I MAKE A MESS ON PURPOSE
I LEAVE MY TRASH ON THE TABLE AND SPILL DRINKS ON THE FLOOR.IDGAF
Randy Sandchild
Pro
1. At work, whenever someone comes into my office...I never acknowledge them until they speak...which is bad, because as a manager i guess employees feel they have to wait for me to acknowledge them...I have literally had people come to my office to ask me something...not acknowledge them...have them stand there for about 30 seconds...literally they just stand there like
2. There is a guy I work with that I hate...dude is the biggest piece of shyt white man I ever met ( we were talking about something and he hit me with the "no what I sayin homey" all the other white people were like
Talk to everyone in his group but him ( i am co manager of the group he works in and they are all some kiss ass type guys ). I will have a 3 min convo with each one of them but him...I take it as far as to go to his desk, look at him like i am going to talk to him, then just take a peppermint out this other dude cube and keep it moving ( our transgression happened before I became a manager, so he has been extra shook now that he thinks i go a little extra power )
I steer all conversations into realms he doesn't know about...he doesn't watch sports...we will talk about sports...he doesn't get into politics... we will have a discussion about politics... he does like to talk about religion...so after i heard him talking about it...i made sure to tell them that they might want to keep it down or go to the break room with that stuff...because this muslim dude was talking to his manager about all the "christian talk in the office"...which was just some shyt i made up...that muslim dude that sits next to them grew up in North Carolina and has never been out of the states
If I need to assign a task to someone I never pick him...if he volunteers I tell him "so and so has already picked it up", then on the low i will assign whatever to that person afterwards...he works on the weekends and anytime we have some changes that can be done then, i push them up to friday or back to monday...i also make sure no high priority visible work gets assigned to him...and that whenever we have a "team building exercise" he always stays behind because the entire department cannot be gone. When we have these i always offer to bring him something back, ask him what he wants, and fukk it up every-time...
Damn homie that's messed up. Know what I'm saying? But lol@ you real life trolling this guy. You're dedication is noteworthy
1. At work, whenever someone comes into my office...I never acknowledge them until they speak...which is bad, because as a manager i guess employees feel they have to wait for me to acknowledge them...I have literally had people come to my office to ask me something...not acknowledge them...have them stand there for about 30 seconds...literally they just stand there like
2. There is a guy I work with that I hate...dude is the biggest piece of shyt white man I ever met ( we were talking about something and he hit me with the "no what I sayin homey" all the other white people were like
Talk to everyone in his group but him ( i am co manager of the group he works in and they are all some kiss ass type guys ). I will have a 3 min convo with each one of them but him...I take it as far as to go to his desk, look at him like i am going to talk to him, then just take a peppermint out this other dude cube and keep it moving ( our transgression happened before I became a manager, so he has been extra shook now that he thinks i go a little extra power )
I steer all conversations into realms he doesn't know about...he doesn't watch sports...we will talk about sports...he doesn't get into politics... we will have a discussion about politics... he does like to talk about religion...so after i heard him talking about it...i made sure to tell them that they might want to keep it down or go to the break room with that stuff...because this muslim dude was talking to his manager about all the "christian talk in the office"...which was just some shyt i made up...that muslim dude that sits next to them grew up in North Carolina and has never been out of the states
If I need to assign a task to someone I never pick him...if he volunteers I tell him "so and so has already picked it up", then on the low i will assign whatever to that person afterwards...he works on the weekends and anytime we have some changes that can be done then, i push them up to friday or back to monday...i also make sure no high priority visible work gets assigned to him...and that whenever we have a "team building exercise" he always stays behind because the entire department cannot be gone. When we have these i always offer to bring him something back, ask him what he wants, and fukk it up every-time...
I've done similar things.....1. At work, whenever someone comes into my office...I never acknowledge them until they speak...which is bad, because as a manager i guess employees feel they have to wait for me to acknowledge them...I have literally had people come to my office to ask me something...not acknowledge them...have them stand there for about 30 seconds...literally they just stand there like
2. There is a guy I work with that I hate...dude is the biggest piece of shyt white man I ever met ( we were talking about something and he hit me with the "no what I sayin homey" all the other white people were like
Talk to everyone in his group but him ( i am co manager of the group he works in and they are all some kiss ass type guys ). I will have a 3 min convo with each one of them but him...I take it as far as to go to his desk, look at him like i am going to talk to him, then just take a peppermint out this other dude cube and keep it moving ( our transgression happened before I became a manager, so he has been extra shook now that he thinks i go a little extra power )
I steer all conversations into realms he doesn't know about...he doesn't watch sports...we will talk about sports...he doesn't get into politics... we will have a discussion about politics... he does like to talk about religion...so after i heard him talking about it...i made sure to tell them that they might want to keep it down or go to the break room with that stuff...because this muslim dude was talking to his manager about all the "christian talk in the office"...which was just some shyt i made up...that muslim dude that sits next to them grew up in North Carolina and has never been out of the states
If I need to assign a task to someone I never pick him...if he volunteers I tell him "so and so has already picked it up", then on the low i will assign whatever to that person afterwards...he works on the weekends and anytime we have some changes that can be done then, i push them up to friday or back to monday...i also make sure no high priority visible work gets assigned to him...and that whenever we have a "team building exercise" he always stays behind because the entire department cannot be gone. When we have these i always offer to bring him something back, ask him what he wants, and fukk it up every-time...
and I respect this post
I try to keep things peaceful...but
-I befriended a white dude at work who I hate.... only to fukk his life and career over. I feel he deserves it and it's almost mission complete.. he will feel betrayed, but he deserves it. He's truly demonic.
-I visited the 'church home' of a chick I'm fukking from my building, knowing that her husband and fam would be there. For some reason I wanted to meet this dude.... , she introduced me, "oh hey, ... baby this is so n so from my building" I shook his hand
and looked him right in the eye. I really don't know how u can ever really know if ur woman is stepping out on u - that girl cooks and pampers than man... plus the pus stays tight.
- I used to take girls on 3 dates in one day before i would break it off... and tell them how much i care about them. we would eat, do something fun, and i would buy them something nice.
I felt like they couldn't possibly be mad, but they would be very upset.. and give me whatever i bought back like dumb-asses.
-I befriended a white dude at work who I hate.... only to fukk his life and career over. I feel he deserves it and it's almost mission complete.. he will feel betrayed, but he deserves it. He's truly demonic.
-I visited the 'church home' of a chick I'm fukking from my building, knowing that her husband and fam would be there. For some reason I wanted to meet this dude.... , she introduced me, "oh hey, ... baby this is so n so from my building" I shook his hand
and looked him right in the eye. I really don't know how u can ever really know if ur woman is stepping out on u - that girl cooks and pampers than man... plus the pus stays tight. - I used to take girls on 3 dates in one day before i would break it off... and tell them how much i care about them. we would eat, do something fun, and i would buy them something nice.
I felt like they couldn't possibly be mad, but they would be very upset.. and give me whatever i bought back like dumb-asses.
When me and my wife are in an argument on the way to the drive thru at a restaurant, I tell her "im mad, I dont even feel like talkin no more today"
and when we get there, I put the car in reverse and drive backwards thru the drive thru so the speaker is by her window and she has to order. She lookin like 
as she orders. When I get to the window, the workers in there look out like
Then, I go thru the drive thru again the normal way and place my order
and when we get there, I put the car in reverse and drive backwards thru the drive thru so the speaker is by her window and she has to order. She lookin like as she orders. When I get to the window, the workers in there look out likeThen, I go thru the drive thru again the normal way and place my order