state your intentional a$$hole moments!

marcuz

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when someone cuts me off, i'll quickly reposition my car in front of them and drive slower. then switch lanes according to how they try to pass me. a made some chick lose her fukking mind once doing this. she tried to hit the shoulder and speed up, i matched it; and she had to smash her brakes to avoid hitting a parked car.

she caught up to me a few lights later screaming at me, calling me every name in the book. then when i got out the car, she started yellin "I GOTTA GUN, I GOTTA GUN. YOU BETTER STAY BACK" :gladbron:
 

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Whenever I date a girl I know I'm gonna break up with I rub one out and bust a nut in her hair all while she's asleep.
 

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U WOULDN'T DARE TRY THAT WITH ME

Looks like we're about to find out who's alias you are :heh:

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*neg*

:ohhh:

Ima try this on campus tomorrow all day.
Have you ever done it to a police :mjpls:

Now that I think about it, I've never been walking towards a police officer :ohhh:
If its a (desirable) woman be sure to smile as soon as you establish eye contact :obama:
 
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