Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

[Optimus Prime]

General Finn

No doubt this happens. The people see him as a legendary hero of the rebellion
And since no one is left, Finn and Poe are the new leaders of the Rebellion and they are going to have to rebuild it
General Finn is the only one who knows how to beat the FO's super weapons

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

wouldn't that be incest?


art barr

they not related

 

[Art Barr]

they not related

So, why am I watching this shyt then and who the fukk is ol girl then and why should I give one iota of a fukk?

We all in this to watch what happened to Han, Leia, Luke and chewie.

You trying to tell me that part in the movie when they said ol girl was a nerd herder that was the truth.

Nah,....i ain't believing that at all.

But, for real should I be believing that part in the movie?!!!!



Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

No doubt this happens. The people see him as a legendary hero of the rebellion
And since no one is left, Finn and Poe are the new leaders of the Rebellion and they are going to have to rebuild it
General Finn is the only one who knows how to beat the FO's super weapons

Last night just to neuter Finn because he was black.
This movie is having a held up review, till they have the last one.
As i am used to waiting for reveals from star wars but if I have to sit through another long reveal and it does not pay off.
with an origin of the Jedi and explain the next three questions left in this new movie completely.
Plus, the last three questions left off from the last two movies.

I am giving this whole series the hot poker rating.


If they got me watching the daughter of some nerf herder.
Imma riot.



Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

QUESTIONS THAT NEED TO BE CONCRETELY EXPLAINED FOR THIS NEW STAR WARS FRANCHISE TO BE WORTH A DAMN.

this new movie never explained questions the previous movie created that should have been answered.
Plus created three new big ass issues on top of those three questions.

Questions:

Is Finn, lando's son or grand son?
If not then they need to explain race and aliens and why these castes and currency exists? They will not cause this shyt is owned by that freakazoid from fantasiz bicepless mouse.
Who is ol girl?
Who the fukk is snoak he can do all the shyt he can do. As we know it is no upgrades to jedi's by birth. It is like Jordan is not walking through the door. So you need to explain where in the fukk a baddie like that came from?


Explain the history of the Jedi and the text books?
Explain, how in the fukk Leia is a fukk'n bene gesserret force witch and showed no light saber skill the whole movie.
Then, why luke is not that powerful at all?
Explain, how and why luke was so broken and kylo ren was a full grown man.
Plus never got the fukk up and ready to go when he heard his own sister call for him and she a force witch now.


Art Barr

 

[Axolotl]

Why doesn't Kathleen just direct these films herself?

fukk No

 

[nieman]

There's absolutely NO chance that Ep 9 will be worth damn, or salvage anything about this franchise. Since Rian said "fukk you" to all things JJ, and blatantly shytted on his entire TFA setups, how does JJ bounce back? He can't go with his original plans, and where Rian has taken this movie is so far removed from Star Wars (Skywalker saga), that JJ can't possibly follow through.

They needed a blueprint for the entire series (hello, Lucas gave y'all one), and needed to stick to it. I've never seen a "sequel" so bash the previou movie in such a short turn-around.

 

[Breh Obama]

So let's start the betting now...

What direction will the camera pan after the opening scroll?

 

[Babymama Magnet]

Movie was good but a few things made me side-eye the film.

-How you gonna kill General Snooke like that when you built him up in the previous movie as some all powerful sith lord shyt don't make sense. What was his purpose?

-Wonder-ass woman Rey. Lord only knows how shes able to wield a light saber so efficiently when she's never been trained by anyone on how to use one. One can only figure how she figured out how to fly the milliumum falcon when she's never been in it's cockpit


-So you don't want Finn getting in Reys guts, so you give him some ugly ass asian girl as his love interest

 

[GunRanger]

There's absolutely NO chance that Ep 9 will be worth damn, or salvage anything about this franchise. Since Rian said "fukk you" to all things JJ, and blatantly shytted on his entire TFA setups, how does JJ bounce back? He can't go with his original plans, and where Rian has taken this movie is so far removed from Star Wars (Skywalker saga), that JJ can't possibly follow through.

They needed a blueprint for the entire series (hello, Lucas gave y'all one), and needed to stick to it. I've never seen a "sequel" so bash the previou movie in such a short turn-around.

JJ will definitely bring back knights of ren at least.

I agree. This movie put him in a bad spot

 

[Norrin Radd]

The entire Star Wars 9 plot may have been leaked and you can read it here (if you want to)

Spoiler

I have read a very early storyboard for Episode IX.

I know this place gets a million fake leaks a month so I understand the skepticism and the reception I got two years ago when I shared the early storyboard for Episode VIII.

I was hesitant to come forward this early but with the overnight ***** leak surfacing (which is legit) I figured I’d come forward so people can protect others who do not want to be spoiled.

Before you go on if you don’t remember me from two years ago and you’re already ready to call BS and read what I have to say somewhat recklessly I ask that you revisit my thread from two years ago:

If you’re still here just know that the big plot points of IX will probably be spoiled for you if you continue reading this.

Plot A would progress like this:

5 years after The Last Jedi the Resistance is no longer centralized and is not a popular idea among the galaxy. Kylo Ren’s rule over the galaxy is seen by most as benevolent. Many within the Resistance itself are questioning why they should even be fighting.

Not surprisingly, Rey, Poe, Finn, and Leia are all still holding fast to the idea the galaxy should not be under empirical rule.

They are tipped off by a mole inside the First Order promising that if they follow their lead, they will discover the horrifying true nature of the First Order.

The tip leads them to a planet in the unknown regions, and they must infiltrate a First Order command station to extract a young female alien prodigy who is the key to navigating these regions.

After a successful rescue of the girl who is essentially a prisoner of the First Order, they discover a planet entirely comprised of an ocean. Beneath its waters is the secret to the First Order’s unlimited resources, an ancient manufacturing station literally powered by the populations of conquered worlds of the unknown regions.

This entire A plot revolves around liberating the captives before they are exterminated and exposing these horrors to the galaxy at large. This plot is resolved with the Unknown Regions becoming united and preparing for war with the known regions.

The B plot revolves around Kylo Ren hunting down other Force users in secret using the Knights of Ren and trying to discover the mole among his ranks. At the end of the film it’s revealed Hux is the mole and is trying to get the galaxy to revolt against Ren’s empire and believes he can claim the throne after the fallout.

Many Force users have sought out Rey for protection, both really young and really old.

Rey and Kylo still converse through the force and can even manifest their whole presence in front of each other. It is slowly revealed they secretly love each other.

The big reveal in the film is that one of Rey’s “students” is actually her child, and Kylo becomes so enraged upon finding this that he nearly kills Rey who is only saved last minute by Leia.

As with last time I will add the disclaimer that this is an early story board but the heart of the film is there with secret love child and the theme of an Empire thriving but at a terrible cost. You can expect the story to play out very close to this.

 

[wire28]

The entire Star Wars 9 plot may have been leaked and you can read it here (if you want to)

Spoiler

I have read a very early storyboard for Episode IX.

I know this place gets a million fake leaks a month so I understand the skepticism and the reception I got two years ago when I shared the early storyboard for Episode VIII.

I was hesitant to come forward this early but with the overnight ***** leak surfacing (which is legit) I figured I’d come forward so people can protect others who do not want to be spoiled.

Before you go on if you don’t remember me from two years ago and you’re already ready to call BS and read what I have to say somewhat recklessly I ask that you revisit my thread from two years ago:

If you’re still here just know that the big plot points of IX will probably be spoiled for you if you continue reading this.

Plot A would progress like this:

5 years after The Last Jedi the Resistance is no longer centralized and is not a popular idea among the galaxy. Kylo Ren’s rule over the galaxy is seen by most as benevolent. Many within the Resistance itself are questioning why they should even be fighting.

Not surprisingly, Rey, Poe, Finn, and Leia are all still holding fast to the idea the galaxy should not be under empirical rule.

They are tipped off by a mole inside the First Order promising that if they follow their lead, they will discover the horrifying true nature of the First Order.

The tip leads them to a planet in the unknown regions, and they must infiltrate a First Order command station to extract a young female alien prodigy who is the key to navigating these regions.

After a successful rescue of the girl who is essentially a prisoner of the First Order, they discover a planet entirely comprised of an ocean. Beneath its waters is the secret to the First Order’s unlimited resources, an ancient manufacturing station literally powered by the populations of conquered worlds of the unknown regions.

This entire A plot revolves around liberating the captives before they are exterminated and exposing these horrors to the galaxy at large. This plot is resolved with the Unknown Regions becoming united and preparing for war with the known regions.

The B plot revolves around Kylo Ren hunting down other Force users in secret using the Knights of Ren and trying to discover the mole among his ranks. At the end of the film it’s revealed Hux is the mole and is trying to get the galaxy to revolt against Ren’s empire and believes he can claim the throne after the fallout.

Many Force users have sought out Rey for protection, both really young and really old.

Rey and Kylo still converse through the force and can even manifest their whole presence in front of each other. It is slowly revealed they secretly love each other.

The big reveal in the film is that one of Rey’s “students” is actually her child, and Kylo becomes so enraged upon finding this that he nearly kills Rey who is only saved last minute by Leia.

As with last time I will add the disclaimer that this is an early story board but the heart of the film is there with secret love child and the theme of an Empire thriving but at a terrible cost. You can expect the story to play out very close to this.

welp 0/3 lol

 

[Manuel Hot Pepper Lopez]

The entire Star Wars 9 plot may have been leaked and you can read it here (if you want to)

Spoiler

I have read a very early storyboard for Episode IX.

I know this place gets a million fake leaks a month so I understand the skepticism and the reception I got two years ago when I shared the early storyboard for Episode VIII.

I was hesitant to come forward this early but with the overnight ***** leak surfacing (which is legit) I figured I’d come forward so people can protect others who do not want to be spoiled.

Before you go on if you don’t remember me from two years ago and you’re already ready to call BS and read what I have to say somewhat recklessly I ask that you revisit my thread from two years ago:

If you’re still here just know that the big plot points of IX will probably be spoiled for you if you continue reading this.

Plot A would progress like this:

5 years after The Last Jedi the Resistance is no longer centralized and is not a popular idea among the galaxy. Kylo Ren’s rule over the galaxy is seen by most as benevolent. Many within the Resistance itself are questioning why they should even be fighting.

Not surprisingly, Rey, Poe, Finn, and Leia are all still holding fast to the idea the galaxy should not be under empirical rule.

They are tipped off by a mole inside the First Order promising that if they follow their lead, they will discover the horrifying true nature of the First Order.

The tip leads them to a planet in the unknown regions, and they must infiltrate a First Order command station to extract a young female alien prodigy who is the key to navigating these regions.

After a successful rescue of the girl who is essentially a prisoner of the First Order, they discover a planet entirely comprised of an ocean. Beneath its waters is the secret to the First Order’s unlimited resources, an ancient manufacturing station literally powered by the populations of conquered worlds of the unknown regions.

This entire A plot revolves around liberating the captives before they are exterminated and exposing these horrors to the galaxy at large. This plot is resolved with the Unknown Regions becoming united and preparing for war with the known regions.

The B plot revolves around Kylo Ren hunting down other Force users in secret using the Knights of Ren and trying to discover the mole among his ranks. At the end of the film it’s revealed Hux is the mole and is trying to get the galaxy to revolt against Ren’s empire and believes he can claim the throne after the fallout.

Many Force users have sought out Rey for protection, both really young and really old.

Rey and Kylo still converse through the force and can even manifest their whole presence in front of each other. It is slowly revealed they secretly love each other.

The big reveal in the film is that one of Rey’s “students” is actually her child, and Kylo becomes so enraged upon finding this that he nearly kills Rey who is only saved last minute by Leia.

As with last time I will add the disclaimer that this is an early story board but the heart of the film is there with secret love child and the theme of an Empire thriving but at a terrible cost. You can expect the story to play out very close to this.

this sounds waaaack

 

[Deltron]

‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ Eyes Keri Russell (EXCLUSIVE)


Keri Russell is headed for a galaxy far, far away.

Sources tell Variety that J.J. Abrams is in early talks with the “Felicity” alum to join “Star Wars: Episode IX,” which Abrams is writing and directing. Russell and Abrams last collaborated on 2006’s “Mission: Impossible III.”

The role calls for action-heavy fight scenes and Russell has shown her ability to perform tough stunts in projects like FX’s “The Americans,” “Mission: Impossible,” and “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.”

Abrams and Lucasfilm execs had been meeting with several actresses for the role for the past two months and settled on Russell right before the Fourth of July holiday. Abrams will likely cast two more actors by the time the film begins production at the end of the month. John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, and Adam Driver are all expected to return.



Abrams helmed “Star Wars: The Force Awakens,” and was asked to come back to direct this latest installment after Colin Trevorrow exited following creative differences. Abrams filled the role last fall and has spent most of that time working on the script with Lawrence Kasdan.

It’s unknown at this time whether Russell will be on the side of the rebels or the evil empire.

Russell recently wrapped the final season of “The Americans.” She is repped by WME.

I guess..

 

[Standing on business]

Star Wars might really be done