Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

Yoooooo, I ain't seen Solo, but I just checked out the Mauler review:



THIS shyt IS SO fukkING CRINGY, GODDAMN!!!

They got that dumb robot bytch fighting for feminism?

Did anyone see this travesty of a film?

Still better than The Last Jedi

 

[Fctftl]

 

[Geek Nasty]

As for "Rise of Skywalker," the Disney (DIS) film came in second with an estimated $15.1 million domestically in its fourth week of release.

its over

 

[Geek Nasty]

I gave up on these trash ass sequels WTF does this meme mean?

 

[Dorian Breh]

I gave up on these trash ass sequels WTF does this meme mean?

It means that if you see Luke and Leia’s ghosts in the cut, you’re allowed to use the name “Skywalker”

 

[Fctftl]

I gave up on these trash ass sequels WTF does this meme mean?

At the end of the movie some old lady asks Goku, i mean Rey,who she is and she says “Rey”. Old lady says “Rey who?“ and she looks at Luke and Leia’s ghosts and says “Rey Skywalker”

 

[Dorian Breh]

Every Jedi who ever lived is in you now

Side note: this bytch looked better without her hair in a bun. They purposely desexualized her in TROS

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Yoooooo, I ain't seen Solo, but I just checked out the Mauler review:



THIS shyt IS SO fukkING CRINGY, GODDAMN!!!

They got that dumb robot bytch fighting for feminism?

Did anyone see this travesty of a film?

The very beginning of Solo was meh but it gets better

Seeing what the actual Kessel Run was gave me a greater respect for Han as a pilot...he is clearly very strong in the force

Also, you get to see the Millenium Falcon the way it looked fresh out the dealership before Han fukked it up doing the Kessel Run

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Star Wars 9 Original Colin Trevorrow Script - The Leaked Script Is Much Better Than The Rise of Skywalker

Apparently original script leaked

Fire whoever was in charge of this shyt please

 

[detach]

Disney is smart for rushing this film to meet the holiday deadline. shyt would have done half of what it did if it weren't for the holiday boost.

 

[Deltron]

Star Wars 9 Original Colin Trevorrow Script - The Leaked Script Is Much Better Than The Rise of Skywalker

this would have made sense...instead we get palpatine alive

Luke mocking Kylo would've been and ghost vader kicking his ass would've been

while the overall trilogy would've still been messy, this script would've at least tied all three together better and at least it pulled from the previous 2 movies and made them fit into a finale.

 

[HipHopStan]

Old lady: "Who are you?"
Rey: "Rey."
Old lady: "Rey who?"
Rey: *looks away for a minute but finally turns to face the old lady only to see that she's rode off uninterested in her answer*

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Disney is smart for rushing this film to meet the holiday deadline. shyt would have done half of what it did if it weren't for the holiday boost.

No. Just make good movies.

 

[Optimus Prime]

 

[MartyMcFly]

Star Wars 9 Original Colin Trevorrow Script - The Leaked Script Is Much Better Than The Rise of Skywalker

Apparently original script leaked

Fire whoever was in charge of this shyt please

Might not have been a better movie cause execution is everything but as a story that sounds a lot more interesting than what we got. Infinitely