Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

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The knights of Ren should have been more of a force to be reckoned with instead they got the boba fett treatment where they were there just to stand around and look cool
The Knights of Ren are supposed to be the other Jedi Padawans that Kylo took with him when he destroyed the temple so why these nikkas don't use the force? :gucci:
How are the Knights of Ren serving Master Kylo Ren and he ain't train them to fight? They didn't even fight as well as the Praetorian Guards. They just rode around in retro spaceships, and wore retro gear like they 80s Kids or something.
 

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As a person who has been screenwriting for a few years now (hobby) and been watching and studying movies all my life, idk how people can objectively say this is a good movie. The writing is so piss poor. The full story as a trilogy is the most confused, directionless writing I've ever seen in a completed trilogy. It just truly makes no sense
 
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Has a person who has been screenwriting for a few years now (hobby) and been watching and studying movies all my life, idk how people can objectively say this is a good movie. The writing is so piss poor. The full story has a trilogy is the most confused, directionless writing I've ever seen in a completed trilogy. It just truly makes no sense
When you have two directors with 2 different stories in mind, what you expect :mjgrin:

why does autocorrect keep tryin to correct this post to “migraine” :mjlol:
 

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Has a person who has been screenwriting for a few years now (hobby) and been watching and studying movies all my life, idk how people can objectively say this is a good movie. The writing is so piss poor. The full story has a trilogy is the most confused, directionless writing I've ever seen in a completed trilogy. It just truly makes no sense
Abrams was just collecting a check. It seems clear to me that Abrams took issue with them completely undoing the groundwork he laid in FA. And he was classy enough about it not to ride them too hard about the last movie because I think he knew they would shyt the bed and come back to him but they changed so much shyt, nothing he did now was gonna work. And he said fukk it. Fan service? Yeah, dope. Just make it fan service and copy the storyboard from RotJ. Where my check?:mjlol:
 

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The Knights of Ren are supposed to be the other Jedi Padawans that Kylo took with him when he destroyed the temple so why these nikkas don't use the force? :gucci:
How are the Knights of Ren serving Master Kylo Ren and he ain't train them to fight? They didn't even fight as well as the Praetorian Guards. They just rode around in retro spaceships, and wore retro gear like they 80s Kids or something.
They also should have been in the last jedi but nope
 

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had Finn looking Bunz from booty call :pachaha:

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This scene basically killed the entire trilogy.



1. He took off his mask. This basically killed his mystic.
2. Rey emasculated him and his force powers out of nowhere. Like all of a sudden, not only does she has the force, but is more powerful than someone who was trained by Luke Skywalker :mindblown:

This is probably one of the best trailers every made. But the tone and story was nothing like the trailer :snoop:
















and at the end of the day :mjpls:

 

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This scene basically killed the entire trilogy.



1. He took off his mask. This basically killed his mystic.
2. Rey emasculated him and his force powers out of nowhere. Like all of a sudden, not only does she has the force, but is more powerful than someone who was trained by Luke Skywalker :mindblown:

This is probably one of the best trailers every made. But the tone and story was nothing like the trailer :snoop:
















and at the end of the day :mjpls:


Honestly, they kid of fixed the powerscaling issue. This scene still stands out as the most ridiculous but seeing how things played out, it was somewhat managed.

Rey was able to beat injured and broken Kylo.
Broken Kylo was either equal to or stronger than Rey in the throne room.
After that, a trained Rey lost to Supreme Commander Kylo when they had the projection fight and then she flat out lost again to him on the Death Star fight. So trained Rey is weaker than Supreme Kylo as the story unfolded. Despite knowing she's a Palpatine, that scene you posted still is the dumbest shyt ever. Her being strong once trained is fine. This brawd was pulling Ultra Instinct moves out of nowhere.
 

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Meh. . It was a Star Wars film. Which is better than TLJ. Which felt like a parody of a Star Wars movie.


I don't understand why they didn't just make this a Quadrilogy to fix the fukk up of TLJ instead of forcing all of it in a 3rd film.
 
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