Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

[Purplekush]

Just read the leaked scroll. Even that is terrible wtf

 

[Originalman]

Mickey Mouse must've locked this folk in a room before the film and made them sign a contract like

Yep their reviews are so over the top. "Oh my god I have never been moved by a movie like this....it made my titty nipples hard like a cold wind hit my chest"...

 

[TobiOT]

This post ROS will be pretty much what we all expected
But! The Last Jedi post fukkery will always be



Tyrone Magnus looking at the trailer like "Get em Finn!" to months later in his car

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Why do u think?

Idk why that's why i asked. That series is done.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Just his voice

So it will be Darth Vader voice?

 

[Originalman]

So it will be Darth Vader voice?

Well anakin....thats the rumor.

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

I just read on twitter that

Spoiler: Possible major spoiler

Rey is revealed to be the chosen one and not Anakin.

That’s a fukking lie right? Right guys?

 

[Brandeezy]

So why is this one called Rise of Skywalker?

Spoiler

Because Rey changes her last name to Skywalker

Lol

I just read on twitter that

Spoiler: Possible major spoiler

Rey is revealed to be the chosen one and not Anakin.

That’s a fukking lie right? Right guys?

This isn't true

Spoiler

Rey is the granddaughter of Palp and her parents are losers like Kylo said. She's so much of a loser she changes her name to Rey Skywalker at the end despite not being one

 

[TheDarceKnight]

Not surprising. There's not as much substance in Star Wars as people think without dipping into non-canon EU stuff, and none of that stuff is an easy sell in corporate boardrooms. I'm sure they'll find a way to do more Skywalker stories.

 

[TheDarceKnight]

This isn't true

Spoiler

Rey is the granddaughter of Palp and her parents are losers like Kylo said. She's so much of a loser she changes her name to Rey Skywalker at the end despite not being one

Is that actually true?

Spoiler

So the Emperor is her grandfather? Was he just a deadbeat like her parents?

 

[MarcP]

Critics are cooking this movie. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing since most of them loved TLJ.


Also people are mad Rose got bushed like Jar Jar

 

[Brandeezy]

Is that actually true?

Spoiler

So the Emperor is her grandfather? Was he just a deadbeat like her parents?

Yes

Spoiler

Her parents didn't want Palp to find Rey so they sold her off. Palp ends up killing her parents/his son

 

[TheDarceKnight]

Yes

Spoiler

Her parents didn't want Palp to find Rey so they sold her off. Palp ends up killing her parents/his son

This movie sounds so dumb

 

[Counter Racist Male]

shyt still tracking at 200 plus. those star wars nerds never gonna give up.

Do think it will be bigger than infinity war?

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Do think it will be bigger than infinity war?

No.