Star Wars: The Force Awakens (OFFICIAL THREAD)

[Mortal1]

so are we getting the trailer thursday or are we going to be sitting around with our dikks in our hands all weekend waiting for it to finally happen

Thursday

 

[Da Rhythm Rebel]

so are we getting the trailer thursday or are we going to be sitting around with our dikks in our hands all weekend waiting for it to finally happen

We are getting the trailer on Thursday trust. Disney does not want to risk someone uploading crappy video from their cellphone of the trailer and that be a first impression of footage. With the Force Awakens panel being livestreamed I'd imagine the trailer gets uploaded seconds after it is shown.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Brehs I can't wait

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

fukk, this is gonna be so good

 

[RJY33]

 

[Black Magisterialness]

I'm so fukking ready

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

a chromed out stormtrooper???

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

a chromed out stormtrooper???

I keep trying to tell brehs, this shyt is going to be a monumental film, going to break SO MANY records. I get so excited just thinking about it. shyt is gonna be GOAT

 

[Rapmastermind]

It's coming folks.

 

[Numero Deux]

They need to start showing shyt for real tomorrow. There's been a drought of any concrete info since the first teaser.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Jazzy B.]

I'm hyped but if this is another remake disguised as a "sequel" hope the new trailer dispels the Jurassic World(JP1 remake) vibe I'm starting to get.

 

[23Barrettcity]

I'm hyped but if this is another remake disguised as a "sequel" hope the new trailer dispels the Jurassic World(JP1 remake) vibe I'm starting to get.

How is jw a remake of jp? I'm not sure what you mean . Are you saying if a movie has similar elements to one another in the franchise it's a remake ?

 

[Hi!]

They need to start showing shyt for real tomorrow. There's been a drought of any concrete info since the first teaser.

nice gif

 

[Jazzy B.]

How is jw a remake of jp? I'm not sure what you mean . Are you saying if a movie has similar elements to one another in the franchise it's a remake ?

It's a shiny modern day CGI version of the first one with new faces and combined character roles Same crap they pulled with The Thing "prequel" and Predators.

Two kids(siblings) being sent on a trip to the park, who happen to be related to the park owner like in JP1

They even have Bruce Dallas Howard's character looking like Laura Dern's from JP1

Kids get to explore the park like in JP1 and get lost/separated when the dino's get loose


A smart and highly aggressive dinosaur on the loose that even attacks people in it's pen sounds like the veliocirapt- hold up!, I-REX



I'll bet all my coli cash that the T-Rex will make the save and kill it like with the Raptors in JP1.


Looks like a shiny and CGI version of JP1 to me with merged characters. Bryce Dallas Howard's is a combo of Richard Attenboroughs and Laura Dern's. Whilst Chris Pratt's is a combo of Sam Neil's and the actor who played Muldoon. But of course it wont have the originals soul.

Trailer has a bunch of updated and recycled shots from the first film. Don't want to hear bs about it being a "homage" They think they're being slick.