Star Wars: The Force Awakens (OFFICIAL THREAD)

[darealvelle]

if the rumor is true about who the main antagonist is.... a black hero/black villain combo in fukkin Star Wars with everyone else playing their roles in the middle. They gonna lose their fukkin minds, and give Disney all their money

i hope that shyt is true, cacs gonna lose they minds

 

[TheGodling]

Make em mad John!!!!!

Such a classy but etherous response.

 

[Quarterback]

people hate the prequels... yet they're freaking out over a black stormtrooper? makes no fukkin sense. even if you claim he should be a clone (that's not even true) again you're calling back to the prequels... that you despise.

I'd think cacs would be glad that a black is in a subservient position like a Stormtrooper. Stormtroopers are basically slaves, so cacs should be all

I wrote a fan fiction a long time ago called Star Wars Episode 3.5: The Empire Has Landed. It was set a year before ANH, where the Emp seeks out new galaxies, then finds ours. Since the saga is a long time ago, I pegged it to be during the Middle Ages. So Darth and crew land in Africa in the year 1030, then they try to subjugate people, but then a black rebel group led by a sexy black dime wearing skimpy tribal clothes, steal their weaponry and rebel, leading to her beating Vader in a light saber duel at the end. The Empire has no choice but to retreat back to their own galaxy.

 

[Monoblock]

 

[23Barrettcity]

im white as snow. whiter actually. i can understand people complaining about a black johnny storm* b/c he's been a white character for over 50 years... but a stormtrooper always has a helment on. who the fukk has a fond connection to stormtroopers?

*even this shyt is old at this point.

The thing with Johnny storm is his whiteness isn't a defining trait of his character same with say agent jay in men in black . Like when white people bring up say shaft ( word to Danny glover and weirdo ) a big part of his character is his connection to the black community . If you think about it most iconic black characters would be hard to be replaced by a white character cause they are usually heavily tied to the black community

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

flawless execution.

 

[Conz]

man, "comb the desert" cutting to troopers literally combing the desert, then capping it with the black guys using an afro pick - that's just a pefect joke. I need to watch that again

 

[Supa]

Such a classy but etherous response.

Didn't even acknowledge a single hater

 

[mortuus est]

I have a question about lightsabers. Were they ever powered by the wielder's life? I was looking at his "unsheathing", and two things stood out. One, it looks like fire and not a "clean" laser beam like what we have been commonly shown and two, the dramatic "step/ stomp" that he does as if he's forcing it's activation. Or is this just cosmetic/ dramatic effect? Either way, it's stunning and cool as hell.

i think that maybe it's a cruder version of the regular lightsaber. Or maybe it's a older lightsaber with a few tweaks.

 

[Primetime]

Attack the Block seemed so long ago

Moses done came up from a british slum to intergalatic supernatural midichlorian warfare

kids grow up so fast brehs

 

[23Barrettcity]

Attack the Block seemed so long ago

Moses done came up from a british slum to intergalatic supernatural midichlorian warfare

kids grow up so fast brehs

I met him and the director at comicon nyc for the bluray release . They signed and gave out these cool posters for the movie

 

[jwinfield]

Didn't even acknowledge a single hater

This is the scene where Lupita comes into the party on some Joker shyt and shyt gets real

 

[hiphopfanatic]

Start with "A New Hope" and wait for the biggest twist in cinematic history by the time you get to "Empire Strikes Back"....

I've seen all of them so much, I watch them in chronological order now.

 

[hiphopfanatic]

Hmmm...I wonder how that new lightsabre would hold up against Maul's?

 

[Lord Scion]

Hmmm...I wonder how that new lightsabre would hold up against Maul's?

it'll ultimately depend on the wielder. Maul was a fukkin animal with the dual blade, murked Qui-Gon and almost had Obi Wan until he got a little bit cocky.