Star Wars TFA Was A Healthy Dose Of Bullshyt

[Still FloW]

Never gave 0.00001 % of fukks to the star wars franchise ever even as a kid.. watched the movies but didnt move me like DC/Marvel does.

just watched the movie today and left pissed off entirely

this nigra was introduced and his first damn phrase is

''do you have a boyfriend... a cute boyfriend ??''

this nikka c00ning for this cave bihh all throughout you JUST met the hoe

speaking of the hoe... SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you telling me she JUST found out Luke is her fathr and NOW she's SOMEHOW strong enough to force resist Kylo Ren whos been sith bad ass for how many years and trained with the main nigra too

''you will undo this restraint and leave the door open'' DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWG WHO THE FUCC TRAINED THE HOE ??/?????

so now she's a pro at using mind control

WHO THE FUCC WROTE THIS BULLshyt MOVIE DAWG


it's one thing to pander to feminism bullshyt, its another to sit people and tell them to open their mouth while you dump pure bullshyt into them..

worst movie ive seen this year and i PAID to watch X men last week...

WORST lightsaber fight EVER !!!! nikkas give that lil cac nigra christeen hell for his performance as Anakin but lil man was movin, skills with the wand too, these nigras was doing performance dancing smhhhhhhhhh

no way Kylo should've struggled against this lil hoe like this NO WAY... bytch had ZERO, ZERO DAMN TRAINING SMHHHH

fukk Star wars as a brand, as a logo, as a team, as a staff, as a company, as a muffucing crew

made the only nikka there a p*ssy hoe

 

[Rekkapryde]

 

[Won Won]

 

[Still FloW]

UTTERRRRR BULLshyt

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

this nigra was introduced and his first damn phrase is

''do you have a boyfriend... a cute boyfriend ??''

Between this and "droid please"

Or that goofy ass smile when Poe gives him his name. Poe literally named him then whej they see each other again calls him "buddy"

Or "that's one hell of a pilot!"

Or telling Rey she was the only one who didn't look down on him when they first met...whereas she actually chased and beat him down when they first met.

 

[Still FloW]

Between this and "droid please"

Or that goofy ass smile when Poe gives him his name. Poe literally named him then whej they see each other again calls him "buddy"

Or "that's one hell of a pilot!"

Or telling Rey she was the only one who didn't look down on him when they first met...whereas she actually chased and beat him down when they first met.

dawwwwwwwwwwwwg i was like WTFFFFFF all through out this movie

 

[satam55]

this nigra was introduced and his first damn phrase is

''do you have a boyfriend... a cute boyfriend ??''

this nikka c00ning for this cave bihh all throughout you JUST met the hoe

Breh that line was so !!!

 

[Drew Wonder]

I'm definitely not a contrarian or a go against the grain type of dude. Generally speaking, when the masses love a movie more often than not I love it as well. But it baffles me the amount of people who think Force Awakens is a great movie. I thought it was lazy, uninspired and just completely half-assed. I saw it in theaters and haven't had the desire to watch it again. And mind you, I'm a Star Wars fan who WANTED to love this movie, and I still came out disappointed.

 

[doublex]

Between this and "droid please"

Or that goofy ass smile when Poe gives him his name. Poe literally named him then whej they see each other again calls him "buddy"

Or "that's one hell of a pilot!"

Or telling Rey she was the only one who didn't look down on him when they first met...whereas she actually chased and beat him down when they first met.

You can tell there are no black folks working in the writer's room at Lucasfilm.

No one to point out the implications of having Poe name Finn like a slave.

No one to point out how insulting it is to have Finn drinking out of a dirty trough like an animal.

No one to point out how it might be offensive to joke about the only black character being a janitor.

The Force Awakens is a case study in how white people write black characters when there's no one around to call them out on their bullshyt.

Glad we have Coogler at the helm for Black Panther, at least.

 

[Killigraphy]

To be fair, the previous Star Wars explain that if you're strong in the force, you can do anything, the problem is awakening it, the title of the movie has been nailed in hard enough, if you didn't get that I understand, as many of the force powers in the universe tend to work out only in times of duress.

The OP's topic could be said about every Mary Sue in the history of Anime and videogames; Unknown hero-to-be is out on his luck, one day "dies" or has "true potential" unlocked and now he's flying and strong enough to cut through buildings. No one starts lvl 100, but movies, anime, and everything else, tend to try and rationalize the bullshyt.

Everything doesn't need to be a Rocky montage, nor should it be. Lucas handled that aspect quite easily, he took the anime route and made it so that if you're "Goku", then bytch it doesn't matter if you're 12 or 25, you can throw beams out of every orifice.

 

[Killigraphy]

You can tell there are no black folks working in the writer's room at Lucasfilm.

No one to point out the implications of having Poe name Finn like a slave.

To be fair, All storm troopers are "slaves", they're given numbers, not names.

No one to point out how insulting it is to have Finn drinking out of a dirty trough like an animal.

Reaction to walking and surviving in the desert, I doubt in that mindset anyone would be like "Hey give a glass first".

No one to point out how it might be offensive to joke about the only black character being a janitor.

Probably the only thing I could agree with, all the menial jobs they could've picked, and Janitor was the only one that stuck?

The Force Awakens is a case study in how white people write black characters when there's no one around to call them out on their bullshyt

Yes and no. Do white writers have nikkas c00ning left and right throughout history? Of course. On the other hand, Tyler Perry writes his own c00nery and he hasn't stopped, the same with Key and Peele. Ultimately its okay to laugh at ourselves too.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Biggest scam of a film ever.

 

[Jazzy B.]

"RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY"

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

you dont ask the hoes if they got a cute boyfriend when you first meet them? lol

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Yeah that shyt was trash.. You would think that a 2015 Star Wars script wouldn't be so wacky.