st0rmfr0nt.. christian edition

[ryda518]

We do not hate Hitler because of what he ‘supposedly’ did to the Jews - Because I think we can all agree here that these real Holocaust stories are nothing but Jew lies and Jew Propaganda - We hate Hitler because he was a cross-dressing bi-sexual nutbag, a filthy queer pervert with an obsession with the Occult and Black Magic rites, and cloning humans

THIS IS THE GREATEST SITE EVER

 

[Jone2three45]

they put this in nikkas avy's when they get banned

Yo we need this here,
Seperate ones that identify with racist, trolls and ****.

 

[Deadpool1986]

 

[YouMadd?]

That bolded part is not only racist but scientifically wrong

Since when did the religious care about being scientifically right or wrong?

 

[the cac mamba]

the guy who wrote that is either fukking retarded or

well he takes the story of jesus christ literally, so..yes.

 

[Boolean]

Everyone knows that God's Son is black

Spoiler

It Was Written in the Scriptures he's black

your stanning knows no fukking bounds man

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

your stanning knows no fukking bounds man

I refuse to have my stanning be confined to the booth

Spoiler

 

[NotaPAWG]

second post down

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1027466#post1027466

"
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChileanWhore
And that's the story of Landover fathers, selling their daughters to old strangers since 1620
Nonsense!

A True Christian™ would never say something as idiotic as "I love you, and I would never hurt you in any way" to a child. A good parent hurts his children a lot to prevent them from going to Hell!

Proverbs 23:13–14
Withhold not correction from the child: For if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, And shalt deliver his soul from hell."

I refuse to believe people actually believe this crap. This can't be real.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

This can't be real.

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/st0rmfr0nt-christian-edition.147071/#post-5430619

 

[NotaPAWG]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/st0rmfr0nt-christian-edition.147071/#post-5430619

oops

 

[No_bammer_weed]

Edit*

Just found this


The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1]Baptistchurch based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a satire offundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

Interesting that the piece didnt come across as satire at all. It was indistinguishable from any bigoted rant ive read. Ive come to expect the worst from racists .

 

[Isaiah Bradley]

so everybody on that site tolling?

Them nikkas stay consistent on that troll, there's no where on that forum that suggest this is fake. So I'm sure alot of their members are being trolled and don't know it.
Try reading the faq section

 

[Camammal]

Them nikkas stay consistent on that troll, there's no where on that forum that suggest this is fake. So I'm sure alot of their members are being trolled and don't know it.
Try reading the faq section

word, something aint right b

 

[dennis roadman]

have no sense for satire brehs

 

[Cee2]

If Jesus was not white then why does he speak in such good English in the KJV Bible? Seems to me that he would be speaking some devil language if he was other than a white man.