st0rmfr0nt.. christian edition

[Camammal]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=33204

Have you ever looked at a picture or painting of a black Jesus and thought to yourself, “This just doesn’t feel right?” You ask yourself, “Is the painter joking? Is he making fun of Jesus?” The answer is yes, the artist is being sarcastic and that artist is surely burning in hell’s fire as I type this.

Jesus was white. Yes, He was born in the Middle East, but His father was not Middle Eastern, He was God. God is NOT Middle Eastern. When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly.

God is white. God has always been white. Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white. God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white.

That is what drew people to Him in the first place. A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker.

Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white.

Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks.

So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts!

God Bless!
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praise white jesus brehs

 

[Jone2three45]

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[Djimonu]

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[Djimonu]

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[Cat piss martini]

If jesus touched down on earth today
looking like marvin gaye with dreads crackas would
start looking for 2 by 4's and nails......

 

[FreeRZA]

Edit*

Just found this


The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1]Baptistchurch based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a satire offundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a satire of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

 

[Sugar]

And to think I share a planet with these fukking losers

 

[Camammal]

dead @ God impregnated Mary

the guy who wrote that is either fukking retarded or a

that whole forum is just ....i can't even comprehend how fukked up these people are.

 

[Camammal]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

 

[Emperor Sol]

Have you ever looked at a picture or painting of a black Jesus and thought to yourself, “This just doesn’t feel right?” You ask yourself, “Is the painter joking? Is he making fun of Jesus?” The answer is yes, the artist is being sarcastic and that artist is surely burning in hell’s fire as I type this.

Jesus was white. Yes, He was born in the Middle East, but His father was not Middle Eastern, He was God. God is NOT Middle Eastern. When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly.

God is white. God has always been white. Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white. God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white.

That is what drew people to Him in the first place. A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker.

Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white.

Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks.

So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts!

God Bless!

 

[Camammal]

so everybody on that site tolling?

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

Everyone knows that God's Son is black

Spoiler

It Was Written in the Scriptures he's black

 

[Camammal]

they put this in nikkas avy's when they get banned