Spinoff: The book an Instagram model thread

[LeVraiPapi]

can someone on the coli please tell me how a promoter or whatever makes his money back on these hoes

he gives them a cut.

I met one IG popular chick and she asked me if I knew who she was like she was some celebrity. She was like, don't tell me you have a S4 and you don't go to IG ? Meanwhile the c*nt's aunt was sick in the hospital. Same aunt that raised the c*nt. I was like "naaaah. I don't have IG and I don't lust over women online full of make up working the angles." She was visibly pissed and was like "well, you should see the men lusting over a shout on my page"

I just shook my head and left.

On her way out though, she took off her jacket and she was plump. Can't lie

but hey, I seen better on JBO

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

I am pretty sure these numbers are just for "hosting" tho.

 

[RealAssanova]

i wudn't even spend $100 on a prostitute...and nikkaz out here droppin $2500?

How the fukk are these women even models? They ain't on the cover of magazines or doin runway shows

booking info? bytch, i'll book a flight.

 

[posterchild336]

this shyt is so sad

 

[TwistedMetal]

goat thread

 

[Raava]

My parents raised me wrong

All I need is a sewn-in, some lashes, face beat by an insta make-up artist, perhaps a surgery or 2, some catsuits from your favorite insta boutique, and I could be winning

In a year I could have my own instagram clothing line, that also sells lashes and waist trainers. I would be set for life

 

[Turk]

My parents raised me wrong

All I need is a sewn-in, some lashes, face beat by an insta make-up artist, perhaps a surgery or 2, some catsuits from your favorite insta boutique, and I could be winning

In a year I could have my own instagram clothing line, that also sells lashes and waist trainers. I would be set for life

 

[Raava]

It's true

@Always-Right Liggins let's get this money, a few pay checks we can make this happen.

 

[Colicat]

My parents raised me wrong

All I need is a sewn-in, some lashes, face beat by an insta make-up artist, perhaps a surgery or 2, some catsuits from your favorite insta boutique, and I could be winning

In a year I could have my own instagram clothing line, that also sells lashes and waist trainers. I would be set for life

 

[tater]

I'm not cute enough...
If only I could stand around and get thousands of dollars.

Take pictures all day of shyt no one cares about and pretend to have something interesting to say...

I lost.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

It's true

@Always-Right Liggins let's get this money, a few pay checks we can make this happen.

I hate it has to come to this but you're right. We have to come byke strong for the 2015. Just make sure you get your poses down. The cheeks on sink pose is the most important, closely followed by the awkwardly bending over to poke your ass out a little more in a catsuit pose. Make sure when you get famous to give the nerds in your DM a little play word to @7Revo. Make them think they have hope. Have a poster of Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7 hanging on your wall that just *happens* to be in your shot. Soon you too will be making thousands standing disinterestedly at the DJ booth hosting parties for socially inept black socialites.

 

[Blackout]

I hate it has to come to this but you're right. We have to come byke strong for the 2015. Just make sure you get your poses down. The cheeks on sink pose is the most important, closely followed by the awkwardly bending over to poke your ass out a little more in a catsuit pose. Make sure when you get famous to give the nerds in your DM a little play word to @7Revo. Make them think they have hope. Have a poster of Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7 hanging on your wall that just *happens* to be in your shot. Soon you too will be making thousands standing disinterestedly at the DJ booth hosting parties or socially inept black socialites.

I hope with the the money she makes she will try to make a black business.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

@Raedawn07. This is another important shot. Looking at the camera seductively but not slutty. Making them think they have a chance but knowing damn well they don't. Plus you'll need your ass tattooed. Nothing fancy, just something large and distracting that the viewer will never be able to make out.

Stick with this plan and you'll never have to work another day in your life. Everything you say will be funny and witty. nikkas will pay phone bill. Not Cricket bills, ATT and Verizon bills. Life is so easy when you just don't give a fukk no more.

 

[Blackout]

Its thanks to the men worshiping these women for just taking pics now they are able to flex that power.

 

[Dwolf]

Lira Galore

http://instagram.com/lira_galore

That fukking body man