SPINach...Come in here and act like a black woman

[AquaCityBoy]

*Berates the shyt out of son, but constantly uplifts daughter*

*Then wonders why daughter got second master's degree, but son is pushing 50 and still cutting her yard for beer money*

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Buys kids $300 Jordan's

 

[Fillerguy]

*gives all the thug nikkas love in at 13*
*wonders why a good Black man is hard to find at 46*

*dates White man after years of searching for that 6'7/6'5/6'2 doctor/lawyer/athlete Black man*

*sees a black man mackin a pawg, hates*
*see a black man mackin on me, hates*

*makes Tyler Perry rich*

*tell negroes to suck my dikk*

*wears red nail/toe polish*

*goes to college, justifies only dating whites and asians by saying the black college guys are too ghetto*

*talks shyt about her baby daddy in front of her son's face for years*
*wonders why her son thinks his father aint shyt*

*somehow gives birth to some of the most influential Blacks in history*

 

[Tupac in a Business Suit]

**is allergic to the gym because it will mess up her already messed up yaki**

 

[Yinny]

*uses the bus or other unambiguously public setting as my private office*

*also uses ^ as personal concert halls* (black men too)

 

[AquaCityBoy]

*Has job as receptionist*

*Gets stank attitude with me over the phone when I was nothing but polite to her *

 

[Tupac in a Business Suit]

**goes to restaurant and looks for fried calamari on a menu**

**orders moscato with everything**

 

[Wallie]

*Is obese, ugly, & has 14 kids...claims black men don't want her because she's dark skinned*

 

[AquaCityBoy]

"So what are you going to school for?"

"Nursing."

 

[Anothergirl]

**goes to restaurant and looks for fried calamari on a menu**

**orders moscato with everything**

*Claims to LOVE sushi*

*only orders California Rolls*

 

[Rominati]

*Gets a nursing degree*

*Post status on facebook about how she can only fukk with boss nikkas pulling 6figures who are going somewhere in life*


This literally happened

 

[Tupac in a Business Suit]

*Has job as receptionist*

*Gets stank attitude with me over the phone when I was nothing but polite to her *

**Goes to HBCU to major in Africana Studies and is Black**

**Gets job as executive assistant**

**Buys a Altima or a pre-owned 3 series**

 

[Metta World Movement]

Maaaaan, lemme go get the popcorn for this one.....

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

 

[Yinny]

*reads blogs about trivial celeb bullshyt more than I do the news*

*regularly quotes/refers to Mediafakeout items*