Spin: Wrestling moves that would fukk someone up in real life

[puppetmaster]

The camel clutch is another scary one. I remember wrestling as kids and I got a buddy in it. Had one of my other buddies not been near him trying to utter “I give” while my young dumb ass was trying to decapitate the breh I might’ve really hurt him



Those please don’t try this at home ads weren’t effective. .. AT ALL







A basic front chin lock aka rest hold can end somebody’s night pretty easily and efficiently



@patscorpio I’m sure can also confirm this

 

[OmegaK2099]

An Arn Anderson style spinebuster on the pavement

 

[Trill Bellamy]

Hit my little cousin with the Demolition Device, nikka flew through my closet door

 

[richaveli83]

Any move would mess you up in real life. The worst would be a DDT, piledriver, or any move that simulates someone being dropped on their head.

 

[VegetasHairline]

I always wanted to Big Boot a nikka

Somebody PLEASE make this a negged GIF

 

[Nintendough]

Diamond Cutter is the only answer since its pretty much the only move that can realistically be applied by anybody from any angle or direction. You dont have to be fast or strong, just catch the person off guard. It will fukk you up.

 

[Hoodoo Child]

We were wrestling as kids and my cousin pulled this on me and leaned ALLLLL the way back. shyt hurt so bad and had me crying.

:WhoaPlaya:

 

[Starboy52]

You ever been Batista Bomb’d on a hardwood floor, brehs?

Or DDT’d onto a wrestling mat after a failed double leg takedown?

To put it into context, I did a hardcore match with cousins YEARS BEFORE THIS that saw me go through a shed window off a ladder and that shyt is STILL the most painful experience I’ve had.

 

[Max.]

Ddt on concrete

 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

 

[ALTRUISM]

The Molly-Go-Round

 

[904Lurker]

We're all lucky to be alive, me and my little brother tried every move there is

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Hit my little cousin with the Demolition Device, nikka flew through my closet door

Sorry but

 

[BrehWyatt]

Most any sort of strike move (Big Boot, Lariat, Chop, Elbow, etc) or submission hold.

Frankly, all of them damn moves would hurt.

I have it on good authority that the Crippler Crossface is

 

[jackswstd]

It's a miracle I nor my brothers never broke a bone trying out moves. Plenty of bruises and bloody noses tho.