Spin: Type a thread title that would make you lose your shyt if you saw it in TSC

[Reality Check]

"Breaking: Jeff Jarrett signing with WWE"

 

[ALTRUISM]

"Ted Turner purchases ownership stake New Japan Pro Wrestling; NJPW to air on TNT this fall"

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Braun Strowman is Finished with You

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Chris Benoit going into the HOF next year (confirmed report inside)

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

"Breaking: Jeff Jarrett signing with WWE"

I'd legitimately be done with wrestling.

 

[TheGodling]

"Triple H and Stephanie to speak at Black Lives Matter rally"

 

[Lord Scion]

"Triple H and Stephanie to speak at Black Lives Matter rally"

The thought just made me cackle hysterically

 

[The Eliminator]

"BREAKING:Roman Reigns suspended for the 3rd time & fired"

 

[Tide Run This]

WWE fires John Cena

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

"Anthem Sports aquires WWE!!! Press Release from Jeff Jarrett *Edit* HHH files from divorce from Stephanie McMahon "

 

[Lost His Smile]

Krispenwah didn't do it. Kevin Sullivan confesses to murder.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"The Hogan tape was a work"

 

[Sypress]

Linda McMahon files for DI-VORCE

 

[Mike the Executioner]

"John Cena racist tapes"

"Alexa Bliss racist tapes"

"Undertaker racist tapes"

Anybody with racist tapes, honestly, but these three would probably break the servers.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

"Anthem Sports aquires WWE!!! Press Release from Jeff Jarrett

I'd legitimately be done with wrestling.