Spin: So how do you know a girl is not a ho?

[#1 pick]

Her actions

 

[Diondon]

Aint nothing wrong with a ho, hoes are cool.
Wait...you nikkas fell in love?

 

[SpacelySprockets]

Take female advice from anti social nerds who have 30k posts in 1 year on 1 forum brehs

 

[JasonSJackson]

You're only going to get tips and pointers from people who don't know that they're sharing

lmao

 

[JasonSJackson]

To keep this thread rolling I would also like to add another classic sign that not many know about. If she says that she enjoys writing poetry and it helps her cope and most of her "poems" include the words: girl, when, broken, shattered, heart, and woman then she is a hoe. Here is an example:

A girl stands in front of a broken mirror
Her hand aches
A shattered heart beats in her chest
Dead, just like the glass on the floor
She no longer sees a woman - only a girl
When will she be that woman again?



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
HOE HOE HOE HOE HOE

this shyt has me in tears

 

[biggaveli31]

Says she's not a ho = ho

This one is dead on.

If a girl unsolicitedly tells you she's not a ho, you know what it is.

 

[MikelArteta]

Take female advice from anti social nerds who have 30k posts in 1 year on 1 forum brehs

take advice from a man who has travelled the world, been engaged, canoodled and cavorted with women from different countries, dated models, dated rich women.

I'm anti social and i've been to 4 countries this year already what about you

 

[PrinceDeeDer]

1. No kids out of wedlock
2. Doesn't text in front of you
3. Has her own transportation
4. Has her own spot
5. Has a job

Must have all 5 to pass as not being a hoe

 

[Easy-E]

Son Y'all in rare form, in this thread!

 

[PriceisRight]

 

[Crownheights718]

Yall ninjas sound like female dawgs. Be a real ninja and fukk with whoever you want to fukk with. If shawty was a hoe and you want to wife. Ninja do u. If she respect u once yall together, she dont fukk ur money up, u good. fukk u worried bout. If my man told me he wanted to wife a hoe, ill be skeptical but if he a real ninja and thatz what he wants then it is what it is.




But the shyt yall puttin up Is funny as hell.

 

[raw613]

If she ever dated someone that has asked for advice on the coli to the bushes,that ends one way and i dont like sharing

 

[Brown Ant]

like my nugga buy and save said and i will add on

lots of male friends few females = ho
talk to exes = ho (she still letting em smash)
molested or raped in her younger days AND DID NOT GO TO THERAPY = Ho
At the club every week dressing scandalous = ho
single mom = ho
longest relationship under a year = ho
over 500 followers on twitter or instagram = ho
says she had her fun and wants to settle down = ho
on pof = ho
animal print = ho
tattoos and lots of piercings = ho
aggressive on the first date = ho
says she doesnt usually do this as she sucks you off on the second date = ho
takes scandalous pictures = ho

You forgot demonically arched eyebrows that makes her look like a Super Villain.

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

doesnt speak in slang
doesnt find rappers attractive
her twitter/instagram doesnt have pics that emphasise her azz and t*ts

 

[Crakface]

The p*ssy was so tight it just seemed impossible.