Spin off: How to successfully maintain a side dikkk.....

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Side dikk isn't hard to maintain at all. I mean.. Not that I know from experience. :whoa:

I just put two and two together. Most dudes don't ask too many questions, aren't too clingy and as long as you ain't telling him nothing u should be fine. Every guy I know sees me and assumes Im a good girl. I am but it'd be soo easy to take advantage of them.
This. The main reason women don't get caught is cause they only have to lie to the man they go home to. Us men have to lie to everybody.
 

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Dont get pregnant :ufdup:
Suck dude up then come home and kiss your dude right in the mouth because he deserves it :myman:

Make your dude buy you things, take you to dinner, listen to you babble for hours about nothing only for you to sex him once weekly because you're too sore from the side dude blowing your back out in cheap hotel rooms and the back of his car :win:

That's all I have :ehh:
 

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  • Don't shyt where you eat
  • Don't pillow talk
  • When you're together, you're together. When you're not, you're not (meaning don't get caught up and try to flip it into a relationship other than fukking, and if he's doing him that's not your business)
  • Understand the shelf-life of the situation and you should be fine
 

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Us side dudes arent hard to please, ma.

All you gotta do is
  • Fukk us
  • Suck us dry
  • Always remember that we're your side d!ck (not main d!ck) and act accordingly. This means dont get mad when you see us with our main chick
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Mami, side dikk is real easy to get and keep. That side man don't care about your man he just wants that punany. Just make sure he is no simp and is not jealous of your man :Unoit:


Also his D or/and his sex must be better than your mans or you are wasting your time.:sneaky:
 

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Mami, side dikk is real easy to get and keep. That side man don't care about your man he just wants that punany. Just make sure he is no simp and is not jealous of your man :Unoit:


Also his D or/and his sex must be better than your mans or you are wasting your time.:sneaky:

would you marry your man though if you knew better dikk was out there?
 
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you ready to live that married life tho? I'm 4 years in, and you gotta live it like errday is a new beginning :huhldup:

No i am not ready... shyt just the thought is weighing me down. I don't know how to back out of it. I'm stuck ;-(
 

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Men require no maintenance. Thats what makes us men.
When youre ready to shut your mouth and open your legs shoot em a text.
If youre lucky he might stick around long enough to eat a hot plate if youre a decent cook.
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