A day and a half
Spin: longest you've gone without food?
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JasonSJackson
Jah Sun Ma'at Ra
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I think it was a month. I was on liquids. But I guess that's food 
Depends on what you call food. If milkshakes are considered a drink then 3 days.
Arrogance.
King Novak of Melbourne, the First of His Name
2 days.
I was in Hawaii, got fired from my job, used the last of my money to rent a hotel room and start scouting for jobs. Y'all got stories?
I was in Hawaii, got fired from my job, used the last of my money to rent a hotel room and start scouting for jobs. Y'all got stories?
Blacsmiff
Pro
3 days.
Got sick on vacation, couldn't eat nothing. Was living on 7-Up and oxygen after shyt got real when I was at this place and noticed my intestines were tryna holla at me, but I kept my cool, took a step back from the group conversation and pretended I was listening
while I was actually 
on the inside.
Powered through it and the pain disappeared somewhat, my ass stabilized, and a bullet had been dodged. Or did I?
Before I knew it, I was about to vomit everything out (at this point am confused AF). I run outside and vomit in the bushes, but at the same time, I feel liquid shyt exploding out of my ass. Every time I vomit, my ass relaxes, which in turn made me shart, and then the smell made me vomit more and the cycle continued for a minute. I damn near passed out, literally felt like I was about to
Told everybody to stay away from me and that I didn't need a ride when I was done. Walked my shytty ass back to the hotel and kept a low profile for the rest of the week. Good thing it was during Siesta, number of witnesses were limited. And the L wasn't too bad, cuz 4 more nikkas in our group went through the same damn thing later that week.
Got sick on vacation, couldn't eat nothing. Was living on 7-Up and oxygen after shyt got real when I was at this place and noticed my intestines were tryna holla at me, but I kept my cool, took a step back from the group conversation and pretended I was listening
while I was actually on the inside.Powered through it and the pain disappeared somewhat, my ass stabilized, and a bullet had been dodged. Or did I?
Before I knew it, I was about to vomit everything out (at this point am confused AF). I run outside and vomit in the bushes, but at the same time, I feel liquid shyt exploding out of my ass. Every time I vomit, my ass relaxes, which in turn made me shart, and then the smell made me vomit more and the cycle continued for a minute. I damn near passed out, literally felt like I was about to
Told everybody to stay away from me and that I didn't need a ride when I was done. Walked my shytty ass back to the hotel and kept a low profile for the rest of the week. Good thing it was during Siesta, number of witnesses were limited. And the L wasn't too bad, cuz 4 more nikkas in our group went through the same damn thing later that week.
3 days.
Got sick on vacation, couldn't eat nothing. Was living on 7-Up and oxygen after shyt got real when I was at this place and noticed my intestines were tryna holla at me, but I kept my cool, took a step back from the group conversation and pretended I was listening
Powered through it and the pain disappeared somewhat, my ass stabilized, and a bullet had been dodged. Or did I?
Before I knew it, I was about to vomit everything out (at this point am confused AF). I run outside and vomit in the bushes, but at the same time, I feel liquid shyt exploding out of my ass. Every time I vomit, my ass relaxes, which in turn made me shart, and then the smell made me vomit more and the cycle continued for a minute. I damn near passed out, literally felt like I was about to
Told everybody to stay away from me and that I didn't need a ride when I was done. Walked my shytty ass back to the hotel and kept a low profile for the rest of the week. Good thing it was during Siesta, number of witnesses were limited. And the L wasn't too bad, cuz 4 more nikkas in our group went through the same damn thing later that week.
Had that happen to me as a youngin at park summer camp. I guess i was lucky because i felt like i had to shyt first so my pants were off. Man i twisted around to throw up and i swear while i was throwing up i sprayed the back wall full of shyt like my ass was a fire hose. Like 10 minutes after i snuck out a kid went and got a janitor. The janitor saw it and let out a big "fukk Yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu". I would have laughed but i would have ruined my pants.
labelplant
Wilt Chamberlain
4 days with swine flu. I ate half a belgian waffle and couldn't eat anything else.
Outside of that probably like a day, when I was really broke in my youth. I think I ended up stealing ribs from a supermarket.
Outside of that probably like a day, when I was really broke in my youth. I think I ended up stealing ribs from a supermarket.
HelgaPataki
Pro
1 day. i couldn't live in a third world country 
i was ready to fight someone
i was ready to fight someone
?
BlvdBrawler
Superstar
3 days when I had strep a few years back. Couldn't even try to eat. fukk that pain.
Blacsmiff
Pro
Exactly, just by trying to open your mouth, you'd feel your a$$hole getting
"want another round of that, nicca?"I left a crime scene in these people's backyard
. This poor maid had to clean that shyt up after I left. I try not to think about it.