Spin: fukkery you'd encounter playing football with the homies.

[Pool_Shark]

1. The one guy that gets hit too hard and limps the rest of the game and makes that the reason his team lost.

2. The guy that gets tackled and then tries to start a fight. Like bytch take your shyt like a man.

3. The dude that has to wear his cleats (yes it's happened). We're all just wearing regular shoes and shyt. This guy stays diggin that shyt into your toes.

4. When no one wants to be o line. Everybody has got to be a wide receiver or a fukking running back.

5. When the quarterback thinks he is a real quarterback. Calling plays and shyt.

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

Having to explain simple shyt to a nicca that claims to have played the game in HS - "Hold up...what's a post again?"

The nicca that comes with gloves and a towel he tucks into his shorts that can't catch for shyt.

The muthafukka that be screaming "I'll play QB" and tries to throw it deep every play.

The fat nicca that tries to jump on the pile after you get tackled to make it seem like he was a part of the play.

and the b*stards that only tackle you by grabbing your shirt. I hated that shyt with a passion.

 

[Jamal514]

The fat guy that has to play QB on offense because he's too slow to do anything else and refuses to play O line.

 

[locoloco87]

the nikka that thinks he's primetime, be playing man to man bump and run every play.

the 5 mississippi guy

 

[All I Do Is Cosign]

the nikka that thinks he's primetime, be playing man to man bump and run every play.

the 5 mississippi guy

That's me nikka

That dude that thinks he's fukking Barry Sanders and always ends up losing mad yards. fukk that guy, brehs

 

[Last Dayze]

That dude that thinks he's fukking Barry Sanders and always ends up losing mad yards. fukk that guy, brehs

word,or a receiver that catches a short pass and ends up losing yards,juking backwards like a pill bug and shyt..

and of course the epic "one hand" or "fingertip" argument when you play two hand touch that ends the game cause no one wants to compromise..

the football hitting the power lines..

throwing the ball at cars or the bus..

 

[ThaBoyBam]

word,or a receiver that catches a short pass and ends up losing yards,juking backwards like a pill bug and shyt..

and of course the epic "one hand" or "fingertip" argument when you play two hand touch that ends the game cause no one wants to compromise..

the football hitting the power lines..

throwing the ball at cars or the bus..

Many fair ones have come out of that particular situation.

That fukking QB that think he's Mike Vick. nikkas be crazy open and this nikka trying be superman. You aint going to the league nikka

 

[Pool_Shark]

Many fair ones have come out of that particular situation.

That fukking QB that think he's Mike Vick. nikkas be crazy open and this nikka trying be superman. You aint going to the league nikka

Holy fukk I hate that shyt. He thinks he can run it every damn time.

Then when you remove him from QB he wants to be running back and run it every play.

 

[havoc00]

when I ruined my familys Christmas day this year

We were playing a game of football with the family, and I blindsided my uncle with a block, busted his mouth and teeth ambulance came, Family pissed at me

 

[Last Dayze]

*stops game to hit 40*

 

[ThaBoyBam]

when I ruined my familys Christmas day this year

We were playing a game of football with the family, and I blindsided my uncle with a block, busted his mouth and teeth ambulance came, Family pissed at me

Were you drunk?

 

[havoc00]

Were you drunk?

tipsy but he had it comin gotta keep ur head on a swivel

 

[Last Dayze]

Were you drunk?

does a porcupine have trill quills..?

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

fukk THAT ONE NIKKA THAT CAME TO THE GAME WITH NO UNDERWEAR ON AND SOME TIGHT ASS JOGGING PANTS ON. I SUDDENLY REMEMBER THAT I LEFT THE OVEN ON AND PICKED HIM TO TAKE MY SPOT.

HAD TO DO IT BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE DID.

 

[ThaBoyBam]

tipsy but he had it comin gotta keep ur head on a swivel

Why you playing so hard, b? You trying to go to the league breh?