Spin: Black Guys who Love Being Black

No1

Retired.
Supporter
Joined
Apr 30, 2012
Messages
30,609
Reputation
4,858
Daps
68,490
:shaq2:

What you think I'm some java mango, organic farmers market, small salad eating mofo :childplease: :ufdup:

:comeon: bro, eating relatively healthy can't be categorized like some conservative dikkhead "either or" example, there's a huge middle ground, gray area.


Breh, you suggested as much in some thread talking to me and G Rap :ufdup:

Don't hide from it breh, you out here at trader joe's getting that organic yogurt for lunch :mjpls:
 

stealthbomber

cruising at 30,000
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
15,647
Reputation
1,740
Daps
25,324
Reppin
the best coast
being black is cool :obama:

except for racial profiling :beli: and stereotypes :comeon: living in a predominantly white area :why: with broke ass parents :snoop: and my fukked up car :sadbron: but the white girls :whew: makes it all worth it :smugfavre:
 

Dooby

إن شاء الله
Joined
May 3, 2012
Messages
8,383
Reputation
-411
Daps
10,408
I like being black because I get this aura of respect given to me right off the bat...probably because I'm 6'2, athletic body, handsome, intelligent with a log swinging between my legs...:lupe:
 

LezJepzin

We Wavy
Supporter
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
37,517
Reputation
4,981
Daps
85,525
Reppin
50East/Sacramento, CA
The UV protection

The only way I would look :flabbynsick: is if I ate fast food all the time and never worked out.

High metabolism

Hairline not going away

Still get racial profiled but I'll take that

Being black and articulate can be a scary thing :demonic:
 

Chris Mauro

Banned
Joined
Jun 17, 2012
Messages
1,387
Reputation
-20
Daps
1,174
thread is null because the threadstarter isn't even black


his mama is WHITE :pacspit:


He doesn't have a wide nose, dark skin or big lips, his hair ain't even kinky, real black men don't get as much love as mix breeds, the only reason white folks allowed Obama to take the presidency was because he was half white
 

Serious

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
Apr 30, 2012
Messages
80,140
Reputation
14,309
Daps
190,873
Reppin
1st Round Playoff Exits
thread is null because the threadstarter isn't even black


his mama is WHITE :pacspit:


He doesn't have a wide nose, dark skin or big lips, his hair ain't even kinky, real black men don't get as much love as mix breeds, the only reason white folks allowed Obama to take the presidency was because he was half white

:smugbiden: trolling hard I see tom....

Mom's is black

Dad is black, but has white ancestors a few lineages back, reminiscences of slavery, I suppose. He's extremely "fair" skin, yet identifies as 100% black but paradoxically, is extremely racist and unapologetic towards white people, despite "literally" being a couple shades away ( :dead: )

The last paragraph, you're just naming off dumb stereotypes of what a black person should look like. Heck the continent of Africa is damn near the most diverse place on this planet.

Even your breh 88, wouldn't even be classified as black, judging by list you just dropped.

Even if I'm not "dark skin", there's no way anyone in America would mistake me for anything less than being African American, or of direct African descent.
 

Momentum

Banned
Supporter
Joined
Nov 27, 2012
Messages
25,830
Reputation
856
Daps
60,085
Reppin
NULL
out of all the sexual stereotypes to have.... I guess we have the best one :yeshrug:

More leniency when it comes to semi-racist views and racial slurs... n1ggas on here saying CAC like it's in Websters dictionary.

Protection against UV

Basically defining what's considered 'cool' on planet Earth.

I'm not going to say effortlessly... but with less effort, bodies that will snap in shape quicker.

Better understanding of situations that don't deal with your own race.

I use this word in real life on a daily basis.. in public :lolbron:
 

Dusty Bake Activate

Fukk your corny debates
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
39,078
Reputation
6,002
Daps
132,749
:smugbiden: trolling hard I see tom....

Mom's is black

Dad is black, but has white ancestors a few lineages back, reminiscences of slavery, I suppose. He's extremely "fair" skin, yet identifies as 100% black but paradoxically, is extremely racist and unapologetic towards white people, despite "literally" being a couple shades away ( :dead: )

The last paragraph, you're just naming off dumb stereotypes of what a black person should look like. Heck the continent of Africa is damn near the most diverse place on this planet.

Even your breh 88, wouldn't even be classified as black, judging by list you just dropped.

Even if I'm not "dark skin", there's no way anyone in America would mistake me for anything less than being African American, or of direct African descent.

Yo looks like Tom got banned again within the last few minutes. :dead:
 

TheBigBopper

Banned
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
8,278
Reputation
-2,160
Daps
15,378
Dat affirmative action :takedat:

Ease of getting white women (too bad I don't really like them :sadcam:)

Easy to stand out at work and school because often times you're the only black there
 
Top