Biggest azz I've ever personally taken down was a 42 yr old cougar I met at Walmart....Small waist, wide hips, and no lie, about '55 inches of azz.
It was a super rare moment of instant attraction on her part.I was just her type.She was on me from the go.Made the first move by asking me if I
could reach up and get something off the top shelf for her.We started talking and she asked me what I was doing later.I didn't have any plans, so
she ended up inviting me to dinner.Honestly, in the beginning, I thought she was just an overly nice older lady.Who offered me dinner because I helped
her grab some merchandise she couldn't reach herself.Yeah.I was a gullible muthafukka.Long story short, I ended up going to her spot that evening.
Walked in, and there's a gazillion candles burning all over the place.Gospel music blaring in the background.Her whole house looked like a shrine dedicated
to Jesus.She motions me over to the dinner table smiling like the Joker.I start picking up "Yo this chick's not all the way there
" vibes.I got the sense
she had to overcome some ultra traumatic shyt in her life.You could just feel the "healing" all over the place.Now we're sitting at the table eating & talking.Typical
shyt.She's giving me tips on life as if she's my spiritual guru.I keep listening, she opens a bottle of wine.I had a small swig, but throughout our conversation, she
probably went through a couple glasses.That's when the conversation started getting deeper.Next thing you know, she's telling me about her kids.Ex husband.Former
cocaine addiction....and then *BING* HOW SHE USED TO BE A STRIPPER.My ears perk up "Really!!?
" .."Yesss baby.They used to call me 'Cinnamon'.I
used to come down from the ceiling, do the splits, all that stuff" At that point, she's OPEN.Reveling in the memory.Her excitement hit a spike upward "IN FACT, I
CAN STILL DO THE SPLITS!!" Before I could say anything, she rose up off the couch, and said "Watch this!"...Walked into her bedroom & came out 2 mins later
wearing a thong & clutching a bottle of baby oil.Cinnamon complected azz & hips swaying from wall to wall.Long story short, yes, she could still do the splits! We ended
up fukking like rabbits for 2 weeks straight.Can't front.She had some good puzzy.I would wake up in the morning reminiscing about hitting that shyt doggystyle.Still to this
day, I've never experienced backshot visuals so luscious/carnal.Shyt was bordering surreal when I'd look down and watch my shyt gliding in & out
.After about 2
weeks, the lust started to dissipate.She went back to being super religious & started bible thumping me to death.Craziest part about it, last I heard, she started dating another
woman! It's a wild world
but the greatest thing was the soak. That shyt would leak CRAZY, and she was submissive. Hit it as hard as I wanted and wanted her head knocked against the headboard. I was fukking at work, in cars, and she had a man. I was wilding but the ass and wave had me wiling to deal with whatever 
