Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse [June 2nd 2023]

[King Static X]

They're not going to have the Black spiderman end up with a cacette.


That's why they're pushing Gwen being a transformer. To stop any talk of it.

And he's not going to be allowed to have a black gf. Because that would make the film too black

So he's going to be an asexual nerd. So the cac nerds don't get offended.

What are you talking about? It's obvious that Gwen is going to end up with Miles (the Sony Pictures chairwoman said as much).

Also, the Gwen being trans BS was just a random tweet by a trans woman, NOT a factual thing.

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

I see the argument that Into works better on its own, and that theres hardly anything in here on par with the Leap of Faith scene.

On the other hand I see how the first appears mad restrained in comparison to this and risks taken here are bold and enthralling.

I'll still say the first for now cos we see how influential its been and the cliffhanger is abrupt enough that Beyond feels needed, in comparison to like Dark Knight, Infinity War, Empire Strikes Back. We'll see how Beyond fares

Also damn not even a week yet

After rewatching the first Im rethinking this

First one is still good but probably enough of an origin story for me to see the limits, I had similar feelings after rewatching the first Guardians.

The animation is still good in the first but you see how they wanted to leave it in the dust with what they do in the second.

Second Peter B as washed and a mentor is well done and has the primary relationship in 1 with Miles but I was honestly preferring seeing Miles' relationships with his parents and Gwen in 2, even if Jeff takes a step back here. More interesting exploration. Though I was honestly surprised how much I was enjoying Miles' regular life pre spider bite with 1.

Also I may be wrong on this but even with what's done in 2, I think the metaness is more present in 1, or at least more mocked. Like I feel with 2 they lean into it as worldbuilding, I can't recall anything close to a critique like a goober in there.

1 remains the complete thing though, I can't argue against that

They're not going to have the Black spiderman end up with a cacette.


That's why they're pushing Gwen being a transformer. To stop any talk of it.

And he's not going to be allowed to have a black gf. Because that would make the film too black

So he's going to be an asexual nerd. So the cac nerds don't get offended.

Yeah thats not gonna happen, they pushed it hard enough in this one for them to get together in the third, its pretty obvious

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I wanna know how spidey 2099 knew about these pivital points that cant be altered

Has he been in contact with the watcher or something?

I think it was when he tried to alter his own and the world started to glitch.

And it would most likely be Madame Web, not the watcher. Which, is possible.

 

[duck]

I think it was when he tried to alter his own and the world started to glitch.

And it would most likely be Madame Web, not the watcher. Which, is possible.

But lets be for real, did t-rex spidey really have a uncle ben?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

But lets be for real, did t-rex spidey really have a uncle be?

Probably yes but he definitely learned the importance of great power and great responsibility

Norrannosaurman and his lackeys pursued the weakling Pteranodon Pter Ptarker. Just as Norrannosaurman bit Ptarker, both were hit by a meteorite containing alien spiders. When they awoke, the two found that they switched bodies, which now also were clad in colorful costumes. Norrannosaurman once more attacked Ptarker for the theft of his body, but Ptarker fought off Norrannosaurman and his lackeys with his new Spider-Powers. Now powerful and confident, Ptarker swung away, but the tree branch broke and he fell down, crushing both Norrannosaurman and two innocent dinostanders. Horrified by the result of his recklessness, the Amazing Spider-Rex learned the power of responsibility.

Now imagine if Miles tried to stop that from happening... we'd have Jurassic world 4

EDIT: IN FACT YES HE DID

Bten Ptarker (Earth-66)

2 appearance(s) of Bten Ptarker (Earth-66) 1 mention(s) of Bten Ptarker (Earth-66) 1 image(s) of Bten Ptarker (Earth-66)

marvel.fandom.com

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

I wanna know how spidey 2099 knew about these pivital points that cant be altered

Has he been in contact with the watcher or something?

TVA, maybe?

 

[ORDER_66]

They're not going to have the Black spiderman end up with a cacette.


That's why they're pushing Gwen being a transformer. To stop any talk of it.

And he's not going to be allowed to have a black gf. Because that would make the film too black

So he's going to be an asexual nerd. So the cac nerds don't get offended.

Its bullshyt tho one trans flag doesnt make her a tranny. people who started that rumors was reaching

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I hate the ending. Really?

But overall it was solid.

Spoiler

I'm mad that Spiderman from TAS of the 90s got left out. He actually dealt with Spidermans from other realities.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

So what are the main spiderman canon events?

• Death of uncle Ben
• Death of captain Stacy
• Death of Gwen Stacy
• Spiderman quits and throws suit into garbage
• I'd like to argue that "face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot" IS one
• Lifting the cement / rubble when overpowered
• Defeating the symbiote
• Rising from the grave after kraven fight?

Spiderman firmly claiming Harlem as a second home. Stan Lee specified that that's Canon for sure.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Spiderman firmly claiming Harlem as a second home. Stan Lee specified that that's Canon for sure.

You continue to be a loser.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

You continue to be a loser.

Stan Lee really said that, fool

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

He was even getting enticed by her when he first got to the headquarters. Mans was about to leave the pawgs alone. All she did was cement that it definitely happens.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Question... when Spot went to San Francisco, he was in the venom verse right?

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Question... when Spot went to San Francisco, he was in the venom verse right?

Yeah

 

[Stop_It_5]

I think it was when he tried to alter his own and the world started to glitch.

And it would most likely be Madame Web, not the watcher. Which, is possible.

A lot of pieces don't add up with Miguel's logic but he's so blinded by what specifically happened to him that he wont budge.

Feels very likely that Madame Webb is gonna show up to correct him and give Miles that co-sign/yoda talk like "there are no anomalies in our web, if the path of the spider found you it was meant to be"