Speed Racer SPED UP when he found out his comp needed money for his sick sister lmao

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:mjlol: You know he was cutting promos after the race like he was Jay Briscoe:



Reporter: Speed don't you feel bad for your opponent who was racing to earn the cash prize to pay for his sick sister's medical bills? :jbhmm:

Speed Racer:
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Let me tell yall something... my name is Speed Racer not "Simp Loser". Winning is all I do :dahell:I got bills too... Hennessy and all these porn hoes I fukk weekly don't pay itself. Nintendo stop fukking around and put me as a playable character on the next Mario Kart. Shout out to Racer X the only one of you clowns I actually do respect. I'm bout to call up Hitomi Tanaka to swing by tonight for an all night naked celebration. To the sick sister keep ya head up... well if you still got the strength to hold your head up. Til then..


lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 

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:mjcry:Speed's Documentary going like this for sure.


“That little Laker boy’s gonna take everybody one-on-one. He don’t let the game come to him. He just go out there and take. I’m going to make this s**t happen. I’m going to make this a one-on-one game. I figured after the first four attempts didn’t go in, he was gonna chill. After the first four attempts? If I was his teammate, I wouldn’t pass him the f**king ball! You want this ball again, brother, you better rebound.”
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Back in the day cartoons really didn't give a fukk. You could animate anything and just because it was animated folks were like 'just entertainment for the kids I guess'. :manny:

Considering it’s a badly dubbed cartoon. They could have had him say anything and still went with the d-bag option.

Spliced in a whole separate cartoon for Go- Lion to make Voltron a cardboard plot machine.
 
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