South African Breh Arrested For Lying And Eating Free KFC For A Year

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It has also been reported that the unnamed man carried an ID card from 'head office' and would dress very smart
"head office":lmaoooo:
Breh said if you wanna be the part, you gotta look the part. :gooodlawd:
You know everybody in that KFC was shook when he rushed through "taking notes" :lebronok::hahahaha:
 

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This particular story is funny as fukk, but you mean to tell me that the manager didn't think to follow up upon the first visit the guy made claiming to be from head office, oh really no feedback via email nothing, no letting the area manager or regional head know that you had a visit?:martin:

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It's amazing how looking the part can get people to respond in kind, it's scary when you think about how many people allow strangers access to restricted areas just because said person was dressed appropriately.
 

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This particular story is funny as fukk, but you mean to tell me that the manager didn't think to follow up upon the first visit the guy made claiming to be from head office, oh really no feedback via email nothing, no letting the area manager or regional head know that you had a visit?:martin:

Sidenote:

It's amazing how looking the part can get people to respond in kind, it's scary when you think about how many people allow strangers access to restricted areas just because said person was dressed appropriately.

Why would they follow up on it? They probably sensed that it was bullshyt but it wouldn't cost enough to dwell on.

They probably throw away more at the end of the day.
 

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Why would they follow up on it? They probably sensed that it was bullshyt but it wouldn't cost enough to dwell on.

They probably throw away more at the end of the day.

What do you mean why would they follow up on it?

So there is a record of visitation, there is always feed back/correspondence for the record so any issues can be resolved through action planning etc especially when it comes to surprise visits, that would go double for an compliance officer which the conman set himself up as shyt I bet nobody thought to sign him into the building as per the requirement regarding fire safety etc

Lets see what flopped here:

Health & Safety = Fail

Safe Working Environment = Fail

Duty of Care = Fail

Security Protocol = Fail

That's not even taking into account a possible Data Protection breach if said perpetrator was there for any other reason than to eat drumsticks.
 

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What do you mean why would they follow up on it?

So there is a record of visitation, there is always feed back/correspondence for the record so any issues can be resolved through action planning etc especially when it comes to surprise visits, that would go double for an compliance officer which the conman set himself up as shyt I bet nobody thought to sign him into the building as per the requirement regarding fire safety etc

Lets see what flopped here:

Health & Safety = Fail

Safe Working Environment = Fail

Duty of Care = Fail

Security Protocol = Fail

That's not even taking into account a possible Data Protection breach if said perpetrator was there for any other reason than to eat drumsticks.

Health and safety, duty of care, security protocol? :mjlol:

We're talking about KFC not a bank.

Like I said before, the cost of someone getting a free meal isn't that deep. If he started pushing to see their account, I'm sure they'd realise the risk was greater than a drumstick and some fries.
 

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KFC's in other countries be good as hell.

In 09, we were on our honeymoon cruise and one of our stops was grand cayman.

That was one of the best KFC meals I ever had:wow:

My wife looked at me like:beli: because I was eatin' the stuff we got back home, but fukk that. I don't experiment
 

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Health and safety, duty of care, security protocol? :mjlol:

We're talking about KFC not a bank.


Like I said before, the cost of someone getting a free meal isn't that deep. If he started pushing to see their account, I'm sure they'd realise the risk was greater than a drumstick and some fries.

You think that the things I mentioned only apply to banks are you fukking serious right now?:childplease:

That manager is negligent breh
 
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