Soulja Boy ain’t even a soldier, French Montana not even French...keep it going

[thephatmack]

Eminem isn’t even chocolate, let alone a round colorful sweet.

 

[thegreatest]

Fedro Star ain't even a luminous spear of plasma

T pain ain't eem in pain

 

[thephatmack]

Switching to R&B

Usher hasn’t been to a wedding.

Mario isn’t an Italian plumber.

 

[Samman]

Big Sean ain't even Big.

 

[Apex Mentality]

Cypress Hill ain't even an elevated formation of land

Shyne ain't even get to shine

Common ain't even easily found

Pharoahe Monch ain't even help build the pyramids

Immortal Technique ain't even medically verified to live indefinitely

Jedi Mind Tricks ain't even jedis

Big L ain't even a blunt (R. I. P.)

Childish Gambino ain't even in the mafia

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Lil Herb isn't a small piece of vegetation.

Chief Keef isn't a chief

Montana of 300 isn't an ancient spartan army officer.

 

[mrfortune]

m.c. hammer is not a hammer

 

[A Tribe Called Quest ™]

NBA Youngboy doesn't even play in the National Basketball Association

 

[Mr Rager]

Kid Cudi ain't no damn kid...he least bout 30
Kanye West is from the Midwest

 

[Mr Rager]

Pretty Ricky ain't even a handsome dude

 

[seanDON]

The game is not even a PS4

 

[The War Report]

Capone ain't even Italian.

 

[revan]

Hot Rod ain't even a motor vehicle optimized for power and speed.

 

[Vilified not verified]

Camel's don't rap like that

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Red man ain’t even red

Don’t even wanna find out how juicy j is

Killa kyleon ain’t even a killer.. just a nikka name Kyle from 3rdward who can draw