SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK LITTLE b*stard: James Storm and Hornswoggle to star in MAGA Tubi Christmas movie funded by Sean Hannity

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

allegedly the number that he asked for was the lead singer of Paramore

you know what


I get it

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Movie with washed cacs with a plot I don’t give a fukk about.

shyt wouldnt be on my radar regardless

 

[Paper Boi]

Movie with washed cacs with a plot I don’t give a fukk about.

shyt wouldnt be on my radar regardless

yeah, i only know about it because some news show i watch was making fun of the trailer and sean hannity

then i saw the poster and was like... is that james fukking storm in a movie? then i saw hornswoggle too

 

[907]

I've seen "swoggle" in a bunch of Ethan Page and Danhaisen's YouTube videos where they go to toy stores. He definitely seems like a full of himself dikk, but I never got Maga vibes from him at all. He DOES seem like the type who'd do anything for a paycheck and some shine though, I honestly think he'd do any movie that anyone offered him, regardless of the movies content or his or their political beliefs. He's definitely tight with Ethan Page, Brody King, Danhausen and them, who are also good friends with Nia Jax. If he's maga, he's too p*ssy to actually say it out loud.

 

[Norrin Radd]

I've seen "swoggle" in a bunch of Ethan Page and Danhaisen's YouTube videos where they go to toy stores. He definitely seems like a full of himself dikk, but I never got Maga vibes from him at all. He DOES seem like the type who'd do anything for a paycheck and some shine though, I honestly think he'd do any movie that anyone offered him, regardless of the movies content or his or their political beliefs. He's definitely tight with Ethan Page, Brody King, Danhausen and them, who are also good friends with Nia Jax. If he's maga, he's too p*ssy to actually say it out loud.

That’s hella random, I had no idea

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

All Star cast they said

 

[Thebadguy]

Hornswoggle will take any role he can get since Peter Dinklage messed up his 7 dwarves money.


Kinda surprised we don't see him in WWE every once in a while. I thought he would have a Boogeyman type of contract

 

[HipHopStan]

So that’s what pay-per-view is pushing nowadays?

 

[GOATpernick]

Eric Roberts couldn’t even get the poster treatment

Spoiler

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

You can tell by the high school photoshop poster it’s

MAGA Claus gonna be handing out guns and ammo for the holidays.

All those tubi movies look like trash tho

 

[Mike the Executioner]

The nerve of them making you pay for it. That's how you know it's going to be trash.

 

[Hey_zeus]

"Patriot views" from the group that aims to protect confederate monuments. Treasonous fakkits

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Hornswoggle will take any role he can get since Peter Dinklage messed up his 7 dwarves money.


Kinda surprised we don't see him in WWE every once in a while. I thought he would have a Boogeyman type of contract

Was he actually even cast in it tho? I was reading a story on it and he just voiced his opinion

 

[Paper Boi]

yeah i do believe all wrestlers are carny fukks who will do anything for a buck, especially guys at James Storm and Swoggle level.

I also just automatically assume all wrasslers are MAGA til proven otherwise so this didn’t shock me or anything anyway